Chode Erupter

The most mind boggling, Brain altering boner that feels like it will pop if left alone.

"when my math teacher bent over in their skinny jeans I got a Chode Erupter"

by Urbestlilman September 27, 2025

Chode-Blaster

Chode-Blaster (n.) – A person so spectacularly terrible at literally everything, from games to basic life skills, that their very presence ruins the vibe for everyone around them.

Synonyms: Loser, Fagatron, Retard, chud.

Chode-Blasting (a.) - to blast some chodes.

Fred: Alex was being such a fagatron at the party last night?

Jessica: Yeah he was being a massive chode-blaster.

by AlexanderChuddington October 15, 2025

Chodemaxxing

maxxing out the width and thickness of your penis

dude I was chodemaxxing yesterday my chode became thick as a brick

by hackerchodeboy November 5, 2025

Chode Smashing

hitting your penis with a hammer using advanced chode maxxing techniques to increase bloodflow to the chode giving it an increase in girth

bro I was chode smashing with a rock and my chode became so thick and bruised

by hackerchodeboy November 5, 2025

Chodegan

A friend of smaller stature with a particular case of swamp ass. He's often found working at The Home Depot while masterbaiting.

God my friend is such a "Chodegan"

by TacoQueef69 January 12, 2026

Bullit Chode

A fat man that is fater than they are taller

hey, liam you bullit chode!!

by DiRtY HaRrY DaRtFoRd May 8, 2008

Stay Choded

The act of being or acting like a chode, (small, chubby-like penis). Usually a form of criticism towards one-another.

Tony: Lex! You're shirt is tight breh!

Lex: Fuck you Tony, stay choded..

arthur: Buster, are you a fucking rabbitt?
Buster: Arthur, your book series is gay.. now stay choded

by Knockin your mom May 9, 2010