Someone you would absolutely destroy (cum all over her body) when you are really drunk or have not jerked off for a long time.
(Drunk Bastards)
K- Hey you know who I think is hot?
E- Who WHo Who?
K- Liz
E- Oh...that cock sponge?
K- Yeah I really want a back rub with happy ending.
E- Good Luck sir
K- Here I CUM Liz!...
(ANAL DESTRUCTION)
K- Hey you know who I think is hot?
E- Who WHo Who?
K- Liz
E- Oh...that cock sponge?
K- Yeah I really want a back rub with happy ending.
E- Good Luck sir
K- Here I CUM Liz!...
(ANAL DESTRUCTION)
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Rules of the cock bench are as follows...
1) After you've found a guy to have relations with don't return to the bench for another 24 hours. Don'r be greedy!
2) You must be under the age of 50 and under 15 stone.
3) No track suits!
Rules of the cock bench are as follows...
1) After you've found a guy to have relations with don't return to the bench for another 24 hours. Don'r be greedy!
2) You must be under the age of 50 and under 15 stone.
3) No track suits!
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Dave: Why don't you go to the cock bench then?
Andy: Yeah! Great idea, I'd better remember to take some lube this time.
Dave: Why don't you go to the cock bench then?
Andy: Yeah! Great idea, I'd better remember to take some lube this time.
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