Baha'i Circle Jerk

Based off the original term of "Circle Jerk", where a group of people stroke each others' egos by agreeing with one another.. a Baha'i Circle Jerk is similar.

Baha'is believe that they should only practice "consultation" to avoid disunity caused by arguing. Thus, they sit around agreeing with each other and never actually discussing any of the real issues concerning their faith.

Any sort of constructive criticism towards the Baha'i Circle Jerk is ignored and proclaimed as "not favoring unity".

Bob: I read this silly blog a couple of days ago.

Sally: What was it about?

Bob: Oh, it was just a huge Baha'i Circle Jerk. I tried to argue with one of them but they all ignored what I had to say.

by Duke Webelos January 26, 2011

The Founding Circle

The first fifty members of The Order of the Alabaster Parakeet. They are as follows:

1. Graig Ayyad
2. Alonso Clozza
3. Jacinto Barlup
4. Hyman Heckle
5. Antione Mcelmeel
6. Jewel Hodosy
7. Felton Cassase
8. Buck Durett
9. Rhett Carmello
10. Winford Cychosz
11. Elden Faltz
12. Benedict Miggo
13. Rey Bookmiller
14. Granville Galinol
15. Cordell Linburg
16. Lynwood Daurizio
17. Ike Mordini
18. Ezequiel Lasin
19. Deangelo Dziurawiec
20. Sid Mulvahill
21. Edmundo Gavles
22. Cristopher Cration
23. Douglass Maeno
24. Renaldo Blide
25. Lonny Brasket
26. Waylon Ebilane
27. Jewell Pellietier
28. Kasey Hulzing
29. Andreas Autovino
30. Rolf Melady
31. Constanzo Lombardini
32. Cornelius von Schmidt
33. Jude Perencevich
34. Waylon Marguardt
35. Shad Molinini
36. Keneth Mahrenholz
37. Garret Iamiceli
38. Santo Lazott
39. Jerrell Acerra
40. Manual Greaux
41. Max Fenster
42. Christian Dory
43. Christian Kasprzak
44. Julio Bisceglia
45. Javier Ekberg
46. Allyson Kmetz
47. Julio Turnbough
48. Selena Wimbish
49. Jessie Osegueda
50. Archduke RMM Swigberry Smythe

And so it came to pass, that these 50 men would become the founding fathers of this most sacred Order.

by Tybalt de Santo September 8, 2004

circle of life

The art of stealing someones chair shortly after they just got up.

The idea is that in life there will always be one to take your place thus completing the circle.

Willy got up to grab another beer only to return and find Daniel had completed the 'Circle of Life'.

by Gladdy July 29, 2008

Circumferency

Like circumference, only kind of different. Makes more sense when high on marijuana.

Dude, the circumferency is hella big.

You mean circumference?

No. Circumferency

You're a dumbass

by the math god April 2, 2004

Circle Eat

Pretty much the same thing as a circle jerk, except with food.
Fat peoples favorite activity.

Richard: Hey fat kid, do you want to do a circle eat?
Matthew: Sure, it's my favorite activity!

by Boner McLelis October 10, 2011

circle spank

a group of people standing around all trying in vain to take the blame for the same fuckup.

Clearly *someone* fucked up, but in some over-zealous exercise of personal responsibility, they're in a circle spank, each trying to take the blame for the same fuck-up!

by razholio September 19, 2013

Fairy Circle

A circle of 5 or more people all doing shrooms

I was participating in this huge fairy circle yesterday.

by Ryymac May 25, 2010