Top Fuel Douchester

The next step beyond turbo douche. Just like top fuel dragsters are the fastest cars around, a Top Fuel Douchester is the douchiest around. But in addition to being an incredible douchebag, a Top Fuel Douchester also has hipster traits, hence the "-ster" ending. Top Fuel Douchesters are often found near far-left political/environmental rallies, Whole Foods Markets, liberal arts colleges, and in Southern California. They can easily be identified from the other douchebags and losers in these locations by their hipster attire.

-The Top Fuel Douchester behind me on the train was loudly telling the person next to him about his political views.

-My cousin lives in Massachusetts. He voted for the Green Rainbow Party in the primaries. He also wears ridiculous glasses and T-shirts with bands I've never hear of on them. He is a Top Fuel Douchester.

by MuzzyFromDanviz1 March 11, 2011

top hill dookie

the act of take a massive shit on top of a hill and watching it form a snowball effect down hill

dude did you just lay down a top hill dookie it just hit me in the cock

by zack milf November 11, 2011

trench coat top

A bottom who pretends they're a top. Reference to three kids in a trench coat pretending to be an adult.

"Nah, dude. She's a trench coat top. There's no way she's an actual top."

by bookbent June 5, 2020

de-top 8

the removal of a person from your top 8.

"We used to be tight but I hate her now. I'm SO gonna de-top 8 her."

by natee May 16, 2006

tippy-top shape

The physical condition of the White House, historic residence of the US President as described by Donald Trump in a speech Easter 2018.

"We keep it (white house) in tip top shape, sometimes we call it tippy-top shape. -Trump 4/1/18

by DontLitter May 23, 2018

Top Thrill Dragster

A 420 foot tall 120 mph roller coaster at wordCedar Point/coaster. Designed by wordIntamin/word, Dragster used a hydrolic engine to launch the train up a vertical tower, and down the otherside spiraling 270 degrees.

Top Thrill Dragster is the greatest coaster ever.

by adonkeyisaass October 13, 2003

Top Spin

While having sex with a quadriplegic girl,you place the girl on top of your member begin to spin them as if they were a top spinning on the ground.

"What did you do with that quadriplegic girl the other day?"
"Man I took her home and gave her a top spin"

by Jesus Jackson December 15, 2008