Hot banana bread

Using warm monistat cream applied to the penis to treat a woman's yeast infection by having intercourse with her.

It was a bit chilly in the house and the wife was feeling frisky so I decided to give her the hot banana bread.

by Turtle dirt March 10, 2016

Bread Leg

A species of bread beast that have retractable legs and scurry around when resident humans are not watching.

Person1: "Wow, did you see that Bread Leg over there!"
Person2: "Robin, you know that Bread Leg is too stealthy to be seen."

by RA3BIES September 29, 2020

Break-Bread

Pay up, get even, pay off debt.

Dan says he's gonna break-bread with Sam Friday for that pie he got from him last week.

by Ashnorris69 March 9, 2021

Japanese bread

A slang term of Indonesian origin used to refer to a sanitary pad.

I ran to the store to grab some 'Japanese bread' because I forgot to stock up before my period started!

by Emotional Cruiser July 28, 2025

brewed bread

when you wanna eat brewed bread (weirdo) but the bread is a penguin so you got brewed dead penguin

timmy: brewed bread yum

bob: u weird- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!
timmy: brewed bread

bob: NO THATS DEAD PENGUIN
timmy: WAIT WHAT
bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
timmy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BOB: EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
timmy: wait what you said EA now we are dead
CIA: hi wait WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
Timmy & Bob: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE CIA
timmy: its brewed bread

CIA: what
timmy: but the bread is a dead-
CIA: body?
timmy: no penguin.
CIA & BOB: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TIMMY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by tomato mad that likes penguin October 11, 2020

Bread

When someone asks someone out and they say yes

Person 1: Dude, Jaron got the bread
Person 2: Really? When?
Person 1: Earlier today
Person 2: 🍞🍞🍞🥖🥖🗿

by blurrrry October 3, 2018

sympathy bread

Something someone gives another person out of sympathy with a sexual implication behind it.

I was feeling down, but Karen offered me her sympathy bread in order to cheer me up!

by SmolFry January 4, 2018