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baby daddy

Primitive terminology used by trashy $5 whores to refer to one of several of their childrens biological fathers. It implies that they are not married or together and have no plans of doing so. They may in fact not know who the real baby daddy is and thus refer to him with anonymity as such: baby daddy
by Demitrious Octavion August 14, 2016
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Baby Gloaming

In nature, a Morning’s Gloaming takes place at the exact moment the celestial sun emergences from out of its eastern horizon. Very few people see this birthing of a new day. It’s purported to strike a mesmerizing flash of emerald green light that is revealing of its own beauty and yet, seemingly resigned to disappearing just as quickly! In nature this mystery of a Morning’s Gloaming is meant to eternally take on just that purpose. This is not the given analogy for a Baby Gloaming!
In New Jersey child adoption law, – revised statute, N.J.S.A 9: 3-39 1 b, c - can process infant adoption in much the same way. There are those in the adoption industry who encourage this form of child procurement. We know it’s legally taking place, we just need to see the hidden injustice. These are the works of adoption agencies on the other side of a Baby Gloaming. In reality, this procedure is nothing short of a Soprano’s money laundering scheme! The only difference is that it is not the diapers being laundered. This infant could have been an Unknown Father’s son!
End note: If an adoptive parent falls under this Urban Dictionary’s definition for ‘Baby Glommer’ it is most assured that their colluding with practitioners of Baby Gloaming had transpired. I welcome your chance to dispute this definition of law as always.
The act of Baby Gloaming is to the State of New Jersey, the same as Money Laundering is to the Sopranos.
by gravy111 November 24, 2010
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side baby

your side chick is having a baby and you don't want your main chick finding out
"this nigga fucked his side chick and now she's pregnant! he better pray his main chick dont find out about the side baby!
by Mirander December 26, 2014
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E-baby

The result of online sex.

A manipulative tool used by the female to take the relationship the the next virtual level.
If you and brian keep talking like that on MSN, your gunna have an E-baby.

Sally>Bobby, I have big new.

Bobby> Ok.. what is it?
Sally> were having an E-baby!! its a boy! How cute is that!

Bobby>...

>>Bobby appears to have signed off>>
by Big Uke1 May 2, 2010
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Baby roulette

Collect 9 birth control pills, and one fake pill. Mix them all up and pick a pill. Then, let the man cum in you . If you are unlucky, you will soon be a mother.
“I knew I shouldn’t have played baby roulette! Now I’m pregnant!”
by Slydog11 December 20, 2019
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skinless baby

- an infant lacking skin
- Term used in bed to describe a circumsized, below average penis.
- "Hey Jack, look at that skinless baby over there"
- "Yes! Yes! put that skinless baby in me!"
by christiano2324 December 12, 2009
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Baby Gravy

Bob:I wanted gravy on my turkey, not your baby gravy.
Todd: Sorry, force of habit.
by IdidITWITHYOURMOM November 14, 2011
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