Alabama Slammer

Marijuana, usually OG Kush or other indica-dominant strain, laced with cocaine. Reported to produce simultaneous effects of heavy sedation and increased sensory sensitivity associated with stimulation of the central nervous system. Origins widely believed to trace back to a foiled drug smuggling operation run rumored to be an associate of the Barry Seal syndicate in June of 1978. Estimates as high as 600 pounds of cocaine and marijuana were jettisoned from a small commuter jet pursued by Federal intercept, approximately 17 miles northeast of Montgomery, near the hamlet of Emerald Mountain. Reports began surfacing later that year of a debilitating strain of Cannabis with the street moniker 'Slammer, it's near mythical status canonized later that year with the Sep 29th performance of Bruce Springsteen and the E-Street Band at Birmingham's Boutwell Auditorium dubbed 'The Alabama Slammer', a hat nod to the widespread local use and adoration at the time. Acclaim and notoriety continued to follow and build for the purported strain, culminating in the 2008 near simultaneous publishing of a song with the same name appearing on the Casey Donahue Band's Live Album 'Live-raw-real, In The Ville' and the admission by President George W. Bush in the documentary 'Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay' that Alabama Slammer was his favorite strain of Cannabis.

George W. Bush: "This some good shit, ain't it?"
Harold Lee (nodding): "Yeah!"
Kumar Patel: "What is it?"
George W. Bush: "It's called Alabama Slammer. I laced it with blow so it knocks you down and keeps you going at the same time makes hand gesture implying a collision from the rear BOOWAH!"

by faqinblizzard June 11, 2025

Alabama fuck focus

A pair of cousins who fuck each other in a ford focus.

Oh man Jeffery me and my cousin had Alabama Fuck focus and it was the greatest sex in my life. She stuck a pineapple up my ass Jeffery!

by Malk Juice June 12, 2025

Alabama poutine

A dish consisting of fresh French fries typically from McDonald’s with a slight drizzle of the consumer’s cum on 25-45% of the total dish.

“You would eat your own fries with cum on it?”
“Only the untouched part. It’s Alabama Poutine!”

by hotty-mcbody April 1, 2024

Alabama muntkin

Shitting in a dead persons mouth while someone blows you

My gf gave me an Alabama muntkin last night

by Claxmcb April 4, 2024

Alabama Squeeze Box

First coined by the youtuber "High Boi" during an explanation about the film "Rango". When 2 brothers simultaneously throat fuck and pound their sister form both sides.

Yo me and my brother showed our sister the Alabama Squeeze Box

by Confirmed degenerate April 7, 2024

Alabama Poutine

When you some brand new, hotly salted, perfectly cooked french fries with a little bit of Cum on them.

"If only 3 of the fries had my cum on them and the other 80 don't, I could eat around them"

"Wait, Wait, Wait, your telling my you've never heard of Alabama Poutine before?"

by Regulation Listener April 12, 2024

Alabama fountain

When two lesbians cum while scissoring and they both have the diarrhea squirts.

Yo I walked in on Stacy and Veronica and they were doing the Alabama fountain!

by AJ_ILL April 17, 2024