Douche Bag

When someone tries to be something they are not. In order to obtain the slightest femail response

Brett Williams is a douche bag

by truecaller January 8, 2015

Douch triangle

A douch bag and a triangle body in one, who likes to cheat and flirt with other girls and isn't loyal

Speaker 1: ugh Jason is such a douch triangle

Speaker 2: yeah I know man

by Ha.ha. iced tea. Ha.ha September 4, 2019

slurpin douche

the act of inhaling a douche through ones mouth followed by exhaling through the nostrils.

that man can slurpin douche!

by bryce wayne May 25, 2011

Amuse-Douche

An ignorant douche bag who entertains others with his stupidity.

He was being such an Amuse-Douche with his outrageous posts.

by JK1987 June 26, 2016

Douche bag

His name is nick. Nick is a douche. Fuck you nick, you’re a douche, don’t be nick.

Defined qualities a nick has:
-Homeless
-Is a douche bag
-An asshole
-Bad
-No bitches, absolutely none, gets no play

by I hate you nick December 28, 2021

Sailor's Douche

When one washes off their genitals in a sink between sex partners due to not having time to take a shower between dates.

Bryan had a sailor's douche after porking Brenda because he didn't have time to take a shower before his date with Amber.

by Uncle Capitan August 21, 2013

Douche Bazooka

A person who is so self-centered, narcissistic, and desperate for people's adoration, that they are completely incapable of performing any action with coming off as a complete ass hat.

"Man, that DJ Sexpanther is such a douche bazooka. I bet he is going to throw himself a birthday party just so he can DJ it."

by Rival483 January 9, 2021