by electric jon April 02, 2014
A guy who asks a girl on a date, cancels, than ends up in a relationship with someone else.
Or someone who is being a douchebag
Or someone who is being a douchebag
by RaeRae27 July 18, 2014
by Hadidit January 29, 2018
The only weapon capable of dealing with a Mega Douche, this is a put-down so powerful the offending douchebag realizes the full extent of his douchiness and is vaporized.
Did you hear the put-down Mike dropped on the Mega Douche Dickie? Total Douche Nuke! Dickie melted down completely.
by speedshift September 15, 2014
Person 1: hey dude. You got some crazy swamp ass.You be smellin ripe bro. Maybe you should head out to the drug store and pick up an ass douche.
Person 2: ass douche?
Person 1: yeah man, you know, an enema
Person 2: damn dawg I didn't realize my ass be stankin like dat. Guess I better head out and get me an ass douche.
Person 1: yeah bro, you need it.
Person 2: can you help me with it after I get it?
Person 1: 🤢
Person 2: ass douche?
Person 1: yeah man, you know, an enema
Person 2: damn dawg I didn't realize my ass be stankin like dat. Guess I better head out and get me an ass douche.
Person 1: yeah bro, you need it.
Person 2: can you help me with it after I get it?
Person 1: 🤢
by Sooneynoowippybippyskrippyscre February 10, 2019
When the douchecanoe is no longer big enough to hold the amount of douchery that the douchebag exudes, said douche needs a larger boat, (a large ocean-going vessel) to carry the douchedom to other parts of the world. The douche-o-liner makes stops at doucheport, the isle of douche, the kingdom of douche, douchebag strait, and many other douchey ports-of-call.
by smartass76 November 08, 2014
by Elmo Swag July 02, 2011