bread

the best fucking food on this fucking planet that you can eat all day and will make you happy.

Guy 1: bro i just ate some bread today
Guy 2: dude go eat some more

by bread_eater0305 May 10, 2024

Crumpled Bread Face

The specific look of waking up in the morning to find your face pale, white, very bloated, and with folds and wrinkles all over it thanks to a deep sleep head first in a pillow, as a result, you have the perfect Crumpled Bread Face to start your day!

I've slept so well I'm now rocking a perfect crumpled bread face for the rest of the day!

by Bread Face Millionaire May 11, 2024

Bread

Something that you teleport for 3 days straight.

"i've done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days"

by Soldier_Ubercharged May 15, 2024

gorger bread lob

Aj manning; a non gypsy who is an idiot

“cor what a gorger bread lob”

by tiffany marie rasclart temple May 18, 2024

Bread

A yummy treat.

Man, I could go for some bread rn.

by P1nkd3sire May 18, 2024

Breading

A verb that means to say nonsense, usually after a passionate speech about something you love. A perfect way to not repeat what you just said.

A:I love making me some semaphore
B:Bruh what are you saying
A:I don't know I am breading

by Lord_Of_Mysteries May 20, 2024

Bread

A food object that comes from wheat, but the homophobic people refer to us non-bianary people as a slice of bread, like I'm sorry BUT WHY THE FUCK WOULD I TAKE OFFENSE TO BEING CALLED A SLICE OF BREAD BRO THAT SOUNDS AWSOME DUDE I WANNA BE A FUCKIN SLICE OF BREAD BRUV WE SHALL WORSHIP THE WHEAT AND GRAINS

Individual 1: your a slice of bread
Individual 2: thank you
Individual 1: that was supposed to be offensive

Individual 2: why would I take that offensively I love being a slice of bread that shit sounds awesome

Individual 1: okay fuck, ummm your a slice of cheese then
Individual 2: OKAY COME AT ME BRUV IMA BOUT TO THROW HANDS-

by Hellisforeverweitheryoulikeito May 27, 2024