zoey; meaning life. zoey is an amazing person. she's smart, absolutely stunning, and a great friend. she has an inviting aura and loves to give advice. zoey has many great qualities but sometimes shes a bitch, and i mean like a BITCHHHH, but besides that shes pretty cool. her dislikes are clingy people and pepsi! she likes cats and being with her friends. having zoey as a girlfriend could be a struggle because she has major commitment issues but once you let her know how much you care for her shes all in. zoeys are very attractive maybe because theyre very personable and down to earth. zoeys are spectacular people and you should bow at their feet.
by usuckmyballs November 21, 2021
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- sexy
- witty
- funny
- a little wierd
- obsessed with some random franchise
- likely LGBTQ+
- athletic
- artistic
Zoey will typically:
- make fun of you and other friends in a good hearted way (sometimes they won’t realize that their jokes hurt you)
- text back often
- have a lot of male friends, but also female friends
Negative qualities:
-Sometimes mean
- doesn’t do well with emotions
- sexy
- witty
- funny
- a little wierd
- obsessed with some random franchise
- likely LGBTQ+
- athletic
- artistic
Zoey will typically:
- make fun of you and other friends in a good hearted way (sometimes they won’t realize that their jokes hurt you)
- text back often
- have a lot of male friends, but also female friends
Negative qualities:
-Sometimes mean
- doesn’t do well with emotions
by Nutz_by_deez November 21, 2021
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- sexy
- witty
- funny
- a little wierd
- obsessed with some random franchise
- likely LGBTQ+
- athletic
- artistic
Zoey will typically:
- make fun of you and other friends in a good hearted way (sometimes they won’t realize that their jokes hurt you)
- text back often
- have a lot of male friends, but also female friends
Negative qualities:
-Sometimes mean
- doesn’t do well with emotions
- sexy
- witty
- funny
- a little wierd
- obsessed with some random franchise
- likely LGBTQ+
- athletic
- artistic
Zoey will typically:
- make fun of you and other friends in a good hearted way (sometimes they won’t realize that their jokes hurt you)
- text back often
- have a lot of male friends, but also female friends
Negative qualities:
-Sometimes mean
- doesn’t do well with emotions
by Nutz_by_deez November 21, 2021
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by Wienerbee November 21, 2021
Get the Zoey mug.Zoey is the most beautiful GIRL I've ever seen. Her eyes, most beautiful deep green. Her hair, prettiest colour, the way it shines in the sun. Her smile, I could get lost in it for hours, her laugh makes me laugh. Just looking at her makes me smile uncontrollably. I absolutely love her to pieces. Best girlfriend I could ever imagine!
by Stella B November 9, 2021
Get the Zoey mug.She be wack sometimes ong but she cool when she ain’t tryna talk shit but she also be turning guys gay but that ain’t her fault she didn’t know he was gay he just thought she was hot for being a gay guy Ig I don’t really know but she be built like a hour glass and got a sassy attitude with the men on the daily she attracts pedophiles without even trying to names JAKEEEEEE I mean WTF how dat even happen man named jake must be a pedophile ong but even as I am writing this long ass mother fucken paragraph she be talkin smack so deuces to the real one and don’t duck with no jake
by drunkdic420 November 21, 2021
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