that would be your mother

a quote taken from a tf2 animation, involving spy mentioning scout's mother

James: ok so who broke the dinner table?
Brian: that would be your mother

by nUR53_f1nn August 19, 2021

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

For that chocolate-coated ice cream
Loaded big and thick, no room for a stick

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover December 26, 2021

If he wanted to, he would.

A phrase used to describe the relationship between a man's behavior and his feelings within a relationship.

If it were important to him that you feel secure in the relationship, he would be transparent and honest.

If your happiness were important to him, he'd do things that bring you joy.

If he wanted to, he would.

by Cherry Nichole February 15, 2023

I wouldn't say no

1. Used when looking people up, means wouldn't go up to them but if they came up to you, you wouldn't reject them.
2. If they asked for sex, you so would.

Person 1: Babe at ten man!
Person 2: She's alright, I wouldn't say no!

by Chrisity December 9, 2008

you wouldn't

A phrase used when someone says that they will do something and chicken out at the last second

guy 1:im gonna jump
guy 2:do it already
guy 1:i cant do it
guy 2:yeah you wouldn't

by liquid enigma February 22, 2012

Would you rather

A game where you are given a choice between two embarassing scenarios and you have to choose one.

Would you rather have a threesome with your parents and nobody find out?

OR

Not have a threesome with your parents and have everybody think you did?

by markwonder November 19, 2010

You Would

A super annoying and overused phrase that teens or kids often use to say to somebody. It means "that's expected of you". When it's said too many times, it might not make any sense in the way it is used anymore.

A: "I got an A in all my finals!"
B: You would.

A: "Hi! My name is Bob. What's your name?"
B: "lol you would"
A: "I would what.."

by MrRickster July 6, 2011