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working the valves

When a man has just pulled up to a urinal in a public restroom and has a gas bubble drop to the back gate at the same time as the flow is about to start. At this moment, a friend walks in and calls you out by name. Now your identity is revealed to others that are in the stalls. With this happening, you can no longer let the brown cloud come flapping out. The only thing you can do is limit the flow with enough squeeze on the urethra that didn’ doesn’t compromise the rectum seal.
Fuck man, my boss walked in to bathroom right when I pulled up to the urinal. A gas bubble dropped and I was working the valves to save myself from an embarrassing fart.
by Bobby the Bug Man March 23, 2022
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Working for the Weekend

Everyone's watching, to see what you will do
Everyone's looking at you, oh
Everyone's wondering, will you come out tonight
Everyone's trying to get it right, get it right
Everybody's working for the weekend
Everybody wants a new romance
Everybody's goin' off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance, oh
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from the start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby let's go
Everyone's looking to see if it was you
Everyone wants you to come through
Everyone's hoping it'll all work out
Everyone's waiting they're holding out
Everybody's working for the weekend
Everybody wants a new romance
Hey, hey
Everybody's goin' off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance, oh
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from the start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby let's go
Hey
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from the start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby let's go
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from the start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby let's go

Working for the Weekend
by Death Menace October 7, 2022
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One working week

Time given to average week worked, Monday to Friday are the usual office hours so one working week is from Monday to Friday
Your laptop will be ready in one working week
by G.A.D September 22, 2010
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Semi-Working

Basically half working, have not. something that gamers do at school when they have a boring assignment.
Teacher: Luke, are you even working at all?
Luke: Uhh... I'm Semi-Working
Teacher: Fine, whatever.
by Ironic_Isn't_it_?_ June 13, 2016
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offsite working

I am remotely, instead of in the office. See you online.
I am, offsite working today.
by itbchrissy November 8, 2017
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Four wording

When your partner kisses and pays special attention to your neck and collar bone while making out
Partner 1: Are you ready for some four wording?
Partner 2: Yes sirrrrr
by Pixiestick518 October 20, 2019
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cry-working

cry-working (krIE-wUHR-king)

When the COVID-19 situation triggers completely unexpected and unexplained emotional upset, but day drinking is not an option because you need to keep working and be productive.
"Dude, I need to take a day off from the news & negativity, I've been cry-working for the last week!"
by hellfyrekat May 22, 2020
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