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Tony

That one rich kid who never trades with you at lunch times for food. He always flexes the amount of money you have and will only ever buy your food off you using money and not by trading food. He always brings other foods to school as well to try and sell it for profit and proves himself to be a master scammer. This kid always acts cool but if you talk to him enough he reveals his secrets such as watching porn and masturbating while standing for 15 minutes.
Jerold: Hey Tony ill trade my sandwich foor those noodles you have

Tony: Na boi ill just buy the sandwich off you for $2
by TheGayestKidOutThere May 7, 2018
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tony is a guy who will always brake your heart 💔
girl: i’m dating tony

best friend: he’s gonna brake your heart
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The smartest dude around. Great person, great boyfriend, great all round. He is every man’s man crush and every girl’s regular crush. There’s nothing he’s bad at. We love you Tony.
Guy 1 - Do you know who Tony is?
Guy 2 - You mean the greatest person ever?
by SpoopyCookie October 25, 2019
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Tony is smart, focused, patient, considerate, and thoughtful. Tony is insanely handsome and he knows how to sweep a girl off her feet. Tony has the strongest work ethic you will ever find in a person, and his natural intuition will blow you away. He has faced more adversity than most people ever will in their life, and because of this, he can have hard exterior, but just by talking to him you can quickly see his kindhearted nature. You love his honesty, a trait rare to find nowadays. When he puts his faith in you, it makes you feel invincible. Tony is an example to others without even trying, and his passion is one of the most inspiring feelings you will ever come across.
Wow I am so lucky to have Tony in my life.

I love my Tony.
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meanie who will just cut you out of their life cuz they got a girlfriend but you just wanted to be their friend and NOw he’s ghosting you and you’re sad and wrote a very very long angry statement about it
i very much dislike toe he is gross and mean

we know you don’t like tony
by largebi June 25, 2019
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A dainty princess that enjoys skipping and prancing in meadows. Professional ponytail braider. Often found at tea parties. Loves long walks on short piers. Drinks frozen, fruity beverages and a nice shot of beer. Cannot pronounce Django .
Every little girl loves to dress up like Tony and wear a tiara and fairy wings
by Tonytheflower September 21, 2015
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