Willowdale

A long haired, ginger bearded creature, easily heard by it's sexually charged mating call of "hey"

Friend 1: What are you up to tonight?

Friend 2: I dunno ye-

Willowdale: Hey

Friend2: Get the fuck outta here, it's willowdale

by WillowDizzle November 22, 2010

willow the cat

Willow is my cat and she is amazing. She is very annoying sometimes, but she is still incredible. She is a chubby baby who gets jealous of other cats. She is the boss and is jealous of my technology. Everyone loves her. Even I dare say.. cat haters!

Wowza! Who is that gourgeous little cat over there.
Oh that’s just Willow the cat.

by sorryicantputmyrealnamesothisi February 7, 2018

Carolina Weeping Willow

The Carolina Weeping Willow is when a group of guys (4+) stand in a circle, facing away from each other, dicks out (for Harambe), the group then masturbates to climax. Upon ejaculation the group turns and faces each other and lets the ejaculate drip from their now limp members.

Steven, Buddy, Nick, Mike, and Austin just got done having a nice Carolina Weeping Willow, now they are getting chicken.

by Tpiston90 February 4, 2017

Willnot

An amount of feces that remains on your ass hair that will not come off around your anus that have dried that you could not wipe off properly and it hurst to pull them off.

Damn! Those freaking burrito's gave me some damn willnots! I wiped but I can't walk without the friction pulling on my ass hairs!

by sneakyteaky August 12, 2006

Willow The Trickster

Used as a term for one who flaunts their confidence in their gender identity, usually targeting innocent Candys. #EndCandyAbuse

Willow the Trickster: Candy ur an egg y'know. :)
Candy: *crying loudly, begging for it to stop*

by BulliedCandy February 5, 2022

I WILL DO LOL

Recent studies showed that LOL is not the universal standard for "Laugh Out Loud", rather there are many variances across the globe, namely the most popular German phrase: "I WILL DO LOL".

Girl: "I am looking for a makeout partner. Must brush teeth. Change pants frequently. Kill spiders for me. Must be willing to play horsie and be my cuddlepuppet."

Strange man in dark shadow : "I WILL DO LOL"

by Agentlover September 30, 2006

Walldog

A. verb:Stealing someones purchased items and either drinking them(Beer, Liquor, Downhome punch) or consuming them(Fries or Nuggets). B. Hiding your beer in a natural enviornment so it will not get walldogged. C. Going to suck penis. D. Hitting someone in the privates with a fly swatter while they're asleep. E. On your way to get intoxicated.

A. noun: A. can or bottle of Bud Light. B. The urge you get when you want to drink a lot of Bud Lights. C. A homosexual who recieves erections from small children, Copenhagen, Bud Light(of course), and big meaty tires or really fast cars(5.0) D. a fly swatter(walldogger) E. An irish folk jig that involves clogging and a double leg hop at the end.

"Who just walldogged the Wall-dog?"-Timmy W.
Don't mind him, he's just a walldog.
Dude Waller is so wierd? Yeah I know he's such a wall-dog.

by Paulram October 15, 2010