Each of the small, thin or thick dirt lines that build up on a fat persons skin, typically Builds up on crevices.
Edgar: “DAMN! That foo Gordo’s always fresh, but whenever he rocks a fresh polo his WHALE SCALES stain the neck line”.
by Post Culture July 29, 2020
Get the Whale Scalesmug. A rating scale for sexual encounters, ranging from negative-infinity to 10, with 10 being the best sex of your life, 0 being the equilibrium where you'd feel the same if you just went home and masturbated, and anything negative is so shameful that masturbating would have been an improvement.
Friend: Yo K, did you hook up with that aweful pancakes girl last night?
K: Yeah, then again this morning, unfortunately.
Friend: Why unfortunately?
K: Ugh, I knew she wasn't going to be really positive on the K-scale, but when I saw her in the daylight she was like a -3.
Friend: Dang dude, you should have just waxed the dolphin yourself.
K: Yeah, then again this morning, unfortunately.
Friend: Why unfortunately?
K: Ugh, I knew she wasn't going to be really positive on the K-scale, but when I saw her in the daylight she was like a -3.
Friend: Dang dude, you should have just waxed the dolphin yourself.
by renobtraf October 10, 2013
Get the k-scalemug. a Bahamian term for masturbation. A term that can be taking literally or another way of jacking off depending on the person who is saying it. made famous by CI.
by sir grapes smuggler June 13, 2007
Get the scaling fishmug. another term used to describe the scale by which hot women are measured. The scale ranges from 1 to 10 and women are given higher numbers depending on thier ability to induce an erectile response in males merely by being in the room.
Bro 1: "dude check out that chick, she scores at least a nine on the erector scale!"
Bro 2: "Gross dude, she's barely a five."
Bro 2: "Gross dude, she's barely a five."
by anni non December 14, 2010
Get the erector scalemug. A scale that goes from dope to soap (soap is good and dope is based). It’s used to determine how dope a situation is.
by The og dope November 29, 2018
Get the Dope Scalemug. term league of legends players use as a coping mechanism when losing the game horribly, hoping they will get more powerful over time and defeat the enemy.
by Tarkhna June 2, 2022
Get the We Scalemug. A scale to rate atractiveness. The scale ranges from 0 - 21, but mostly stops around 10, however, the top of the scale is usually referred to as "Pass out". Lower scores mean more atractiveness. The name spaten comes from a german bottled beer. It originates from figuring out how many spatens it will take to find another person attractive enough to get it on with.
drunk person 1)Hey, that 7 spaten bitch is eyeing you.
drunk person 2)Fuck you asshole! I'd have to pass out first before I'd go near that funky vag.
totally trashed drunk)WTF man, I'll do her!
drunk person 1)that twisted mother fucker just reached pass out on the spaten scale.
drunk person 2)Ya, best but the prick another spaten so he wont regret this in the morning.
drunk person 2)Fuck you asshole! I'd have to pass out first before I'd go near that funky vag.
totally trashed drunk)WTF man, I'll do her!
drunk person 1)that twisted mother fucker just reached pass out on the spaten scale.
drunk person 2)Ya, best but the prick another spaten so he wont regret this in the morning.
by janitorforfree April 11, 2008
Get the spaten scalemug.