wifi power

You cannot live without wifi, you know it, we all do, im still in school asking for the wifi password, sad and depressed because i can't get it, maybe one day you can accomplish that, but i know i wont, i am just a lonely old man, sitting at my house, chilling and playin pornhub.
by mlksaj May 21, 2021
Get the wifi power mug.

WiFi Relationship

Fake, superficial, insecure relationship for show. So fake it's like you can see straight through it like a WiFi signal.
1. You know Sarah and Gregory got a WiFi relationship cuz it's so fake you can see right through that shit.
2. Chelsea and Thomas WiFi relationship on 10, they so insecure, they got GPS location up eachother ass 24/7 to ensure that false sense of security.

3. Mitchell and Brittany WiFi relationship so fake, even they air is WiFi.
by Anastasia Huxley July 23, 2017
Get the WiFi Relationship mug.

WiFi Relationship

Fake, superficial, insecure relationship for show. So fake it's like you can see straight through it like a WiFi signal.
1. You know Sarah and Gregory got a WiFi relationship cuz it's so fake you can see right through that shit.
2. Chelsea and Thomas WiFi relationship on 10, they so insecure, they got GPS location up eachother ass 24/7 to ensure that false sense of security.

3. Mitchell and Brittany WiFi relationship so fake, even they air is WiFi.
by Anastasia Huxley July 23, 2017
Get the WiFi Relationship mug.

Wifi-Punk

An emerging sub cultural movement that is based on the integration of punk into the mainstream as well the emergence of punk in various music genres and subcultures that would otherwise remain the same. This is probably due to Hip-Hop culture becoming Mainstream culture and as did with rock and roll/ pop , punk was born as a rejection to that mainstream ideal. This is injunction with an internet run society that is inherently a dystopian world with utopian technology. Similar to “CyberPunk” but based more in reality.
To be used as an adjective to whenever is necessary. “This bar is very Wifi-Punk”
by ScoobySnacks4you February 23, 2021
Get the Wifi-Punk mug.

Norms' WiFi

When your internet connection is dogshit, just like Norms' WiFi. (If you have ever used Norms' WiFi.)
Man1: Aw dude I just went down to this baby Wraith, he's so bad dude.
Man2: Lmao you got Norms' WiFi dude your connection is so bad.
by doomsday.jpg October 28, 2020
Get the Norms' WiFi mug.

Door Wifi

Door Wifi is any individual playing an online game that has sub-par wifi
bro i’m on 800 ping, my Door Wifi is acting up again
by V2lkyrie September 05, 2022
Get the Door Wifi mug.

Shitty wifi

The thing that you have when you’re not close to your house and you have to connect to the mall’s shit wifi
Damn, this Shitty Wifi just isn’t working :(
by Kassidy69 February 27, 2019
Get the Shitty wifi mug.