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watermelon balls

When she holds out for her own enjoyment.
Tommy: "Six weeks and no sex?"
Spud: "Ive got watermelon balls im telling you!"
by Swedish Dragon January 21, 2016
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Chinese watermelon

Danger! It's a bomb!

The watermelon in china can be explosive.
Police: What are you holding?
Me: Chinese watermelon.
Police: Put the bomb down...
by QABCQ August 22, 2012
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Gallagher’s Watermelon

When two males and two females participate in a four-way and the female with the larger breasts lays down flat on her back. While one male performs missionary intercourse with her, the other female performs oral on the other male. When both males are prepared to climax, they closely surround the female laying down and discharge semen between her breasts. Next, the second female stands over the female laying down and proceeds to defecate on top of the pile of semen. When finished, she also surrounds the other female and they all watch as the female laying down begins to stir the angry mixture with her breasts. Then with an open hand, she violently slaps the mixture with commanding force, spraying fecal-cum on all participants much like the 80’s comedian Gallagher did to melons with his sledge hammer.
The bedroom required professional cleaning after an innocent couple’s dinner led to Gallagher’s Watermelon.
by TDSMTD November 10, 2019
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Watermelon Sugar

Who fucking knows what this word means. It's been #1 on trending on UD for almost 3 years and apparently nobody has found the correct definition for it.
John: Dude what the fuck is Watermelon Sugar
Leroy: Idk man
by SilverShark April 13, 2021
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watermelon basher

The act of using one's ballsac to bash the head of his partner as hard as possible.
"Hey babe, wanna try the watermelon basher?"
by popillol January 8, 2014
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Watermelon Law

A law or action which on the surface helps an individual or group but because of racist or bigoted underpinnings, the law or action actually hurts that individual or group.
Mississippi passed a watermelon law to give all black folks a free watermelon, to make them happy so to make sure that they don't riot and start stealing.
by BlackCracker September 3, 2012
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Fried Watermelon

Why god did you have to fry a watermelon.
They don't serve fried watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall.
by DioStone August 27, 2020
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