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mascara warning

A term used for people with mascara on when an emotional moment comes up the mascara may mess up their face when they cry.

Commonly used on the BBC Radio 2 Breakfast Show with Chris Evans, where he warns listeners wearing mascara when he talks about something emotional.
Mark: Hey Lucy, Wanna watch Titanic with me? There might be a mascara warning.
Lucy: Sure.
by Ipsylon October 8, 2018
mugGet the mascara warningmug.
"We're sorry about your kid..." ~ Ritard
Ritard "We had a warning 10 years in advance but we didn't do anything about it because we were also doing a targeted harassment campaign and he created AI. But we wanted him locked up more than we wanted your kid to live... So... Yeah..."

Hym "2 year old dies after left in a hot car while mother gets lip-filler! YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT YOUR OWN KIDS! THEY KILL THEIR OWN KIDS! THEY FUCK THEIR OWN KIDS! And now the are harassing and surveilling and stealing from me so they can be self-righteous about their kids because they are sub-human pieces for shit! And I'm not letting you play burden of proof hot potato. That is all this is. And if they say anything other than THAT☝️ THEY ARE LYING! That is exactly what's happening here!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
mugGet the A warning 10 years in advancemug.

Double Pussy Warning

Something is double as aesthetic as the regular aesthetic.
Person: Omg this picnic is so Double Pussy Warning!!
by notfinn69 January 23, 2022
mugGet the Double Pussy Warningmug.

The warning

A really awesome rock band thats a trio of sisters. Some of their best songs are money, disciple, and choke.
Person 1: whats a good rock band? Person 2: the warning.
by The reee man May 26, 2022
mugGet the The warningmug.
Black man: He-*death*
White man: Thanks for the warning officer which u did nig guve me.
by Toblox gay November 21, 2021
mugGet the thanks for the warning officermug.

Final warning

Ohoho! OoOoOoH nOoOo! What are you going to do? Steal A.I. from me and make my life a Truman Show-esque hell? OoOoOoOoOoH nOoOoOoOo!
Hym "I don't know about all that but you can go ahead and finally warn deez nuts... How's that sound, Joe? You got a final warning for deez nuts? Cuz... You know... You're gonna need one..."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
mugGet the Final warningmug.
An automated message that notifies you about your message to some e-mail is delayed or fails. It used to appear on Gmail in mid-2010s, now it appears on Protonmail.

I don't know the purpose of using uppercase letters, like that's unprofessional.
THIS IS A WARNING MESSAGE ONLY. YOU DO NOT NEED TO RESEND YOUR MESSAGE.
Delivery to the following recipient has been delayed: (email address)
Message will be retired for 2 more day(s)
by Shiine-1 September 2, 2022
mugGet the THIS IS A WARNING MESSAGE ONLY. YOU DO NOT NEED TO RESEND YOUR MESSAGE.mug.

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