forgotten wand

when you lose your penis in a hogwarts bathroom
"Dude I woke up with a forgotten wand again"
by alfredo_cuck July 14, 2017
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wand chowder

Highly prized semen. Wand chowder is so sought after that average men would pay a stud endowed with that wand chowder to impregnate their wives.

Theo Von invented the word on the spot when a caller to his show, This Past Weekend, asked him to impregnate his wife.

See also: root sauce, stick venom
I've got that wand chowder, babyyy!
by HwackyHwednesday November 08, 2023
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