Wallpost Ride

The act of wishing someone a happy birthday by commenting on someone else's message.

Basically, when it's someone's birthday on Facebook, and you don't know the person in real life, but know them through someone, so you comment on the post of the person wishing the birthday girl/boy a happy birthday.

Can apply to Birthday Status'.

Person 1: Hmm.. I don't really know Sam.
Person 2: Then why is he on your friends list?
Person 1: Linda introduced me to him.
Person 2: Then just Wallpost Ride her message.

by Chibols January 16, 2011

wallopin' on

to hit on something-- very hard

*man sneakily places arm around woman*
"Hey, baby you lookin' real fine."
*female reacts, disgusted face with a grimace*
"Quit wallopin' on me"

-So this guy wouldn't quit wallopin' on me last night. He came over asking for my number, buying me drinks, and taking me for that kind of girl that I am.

by cmdazzle June 9, 2011

wallhorning

A fetish that involves having a woman dress as a unicorn and repeatedly smash a horn into the man's ass.

Joe: "Dude, I've run out of ways with her."
Frank: "Try wallhorning man, it's how my dad won my mom over."

by scrgoat45 July 10, 2011

Wallotz

To drunkenly sway. Not staggering though, a drunk walk with class.

He took 3 shots than wallotzed back on over to his friend.

I wallotz back home every Thursday night at around 1.

by Harrickens August 21, 2013

walltooth

to have very buck teeth.

That lady's teeth are so buck she could take a bite out of a wall. Man she is such a walltooth.

by spatreatmentsuck June 24, 2014

wazloop

Shorter for I scared you

Someone : WAZLOOP

Someone else : You scared me

by someoneawesomlyawesome March 20, 2016

WallRock

A kick ass game which one of the main rules is to have fun and don't bitch. It involves two competitors, two bats, and a wallrock ball. Their are goals on each side of the WallRock court. This game was created by the one and only Brantley Mauldin an Collin Bodnar. This sport is on the come up and the first ever champion was Trevor Pye followed by Reid Rainey. The champion spot is open for the taking so get your shit right and WallRock on.

If you haven't played WallRock your probably a bitch.

by WallRock founder September 21, 2016