by LewdNinja January 17, 2020

"Phantom vibration syndrome" is when you think your phone is buzzing, but it's just your imagination playing tricks on you. It's like your pocket is the boy who cried "vibrate"!
Here's a silly joke about "phantom vibration syndrome": "Why don't ghosts use phones? Because they're already experts at phantom vibration syndrome!"
by 4uffin July 5, 2023

When charlie is chilling in your room, and you get distracted by his phone vibrating constantly, you are unable to study properly for your finals. Typically resolved by grabbing his vibrator, and chucking it outside of your room. Also beneficial to kick charlie out of your apartment.
You: Charlie do not use your vibrator in my room, it is preventing me from studying!
Charlie: the stimulation from my vibrator helps me study much more effectively though!!
You: That's it charlie, *chuck his vibrator outside the door* now your Charlie's vibrator is broken
Charlie: ok i will leave now
Charlie: the stimulation from my vibrator helps me study much more effectively though!!
You: That's it charlie, *chuck his vibrator outside the door* now your Charlie's vibrator is broken
Charlie: ok i will leave now
by NelsonWhat December 6, 2023

That Vibrator ruined are relationship
by Your guide to the Internet April 3, 2016

When a colleague is so far shoved up another female colleagues ass, the only thing you can see is the wiggle of his feet and part of his tie.
Tony: James is such a business vibrator, he's always up Stacy's ass.
Michelle: I know and all we can see is his tie this time...no feet.
Tony: He must be really in there good.
Michelle: I know and all we can see is his tie this time...no feet.
Tony: He must be really in there good.
by That1GirlPotBrain May 13, 2016

Take a metal buttplug and shove it in your ass then have a tazer to take the buttplug to make it vibrate
by Gynomorph shark July 20, 2022

An expression that refers to a situation in which someone starts to perform better than before.
Context: World chess champion, Magnus Carlsen, accuses Hans Niemann of cheating after losing to him. Wild theory is that Hans used programmable vibrating anal beads to cheat in the game.
Context: World chess champion, Magnus Carlsen, accuses Hans Niemann of cheating after losing to him. Wild theory is that Hans used programmable vibrating anal beads to cheat in the game.
After being behind in the quiz competition for the first few rounds, his beads started vibrating as he finished first, trumping in the last two rounds.
by fractalmind404 October 2, 2022
