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touchdown vulture

A touchdown vulture is a football player, specifically a runningback/fullback that comes in the game inside the 5 yardline in goalline situations and steals undeserved touchdowns. In most cases smaller better running backs do all the work between the 20's and these vultures (larger/worse backs) come in and fall down for 1 or 2 yards scoring the touchdown, killing the fantasy value of the much better skillful backs. Key examples are Mike Alstott or the modern day Lendale White.
Fantasy Owner #1 - Hey Chris Johnson just got a 30 yard run down inside the 5

Fantasy Owner #2 - Shit now that fat ass touchdown vulture LenDale is going to come in and get the score
by JBones751 November 30, 2009
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vultureness

a woman that takes a man's assets from work during and after a divorce.
Heather Mills McCartney was a vultureness during her prolonged divorce from Paul McCartney.
by Boriquawon April 29, 2009
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Valt Aoi

The main character of Beyblade Burst. He is currently Top 1 Blader in the Beyblade Burst Sparking anime even if he is not the world champion anymore. His current Beyblade is Brave Valkyrie Evolution' 2A, an attack type. He is part of the team BC Sol, based in Spain, owned by Kristina Kuroda, who is often shipped with him. He is friends with bladers Shu Kurenai, Daigo Kurogami, Ken Midori, and Wakiya Murasaki who was with him while studying in Beigoma Academy.
by LetItRip016 October 12, 2020
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Word vulture

When playing scrabble against an opponent, whether it be in person or over phone app, your opponent continuously builds off of only the words you put stealing all of the double letter, triple letter, double word, and triple word scores.
Man, Johnny is being such a word vulture, I set him up just so he can spike it down.

If Johnny wasn't such a word vulture, I would be murdering him in scrabble.
by Mondo20 February 21, 2011
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Vulture capitalist

Someone who is trying to buy a company when the company has gone bust, or is expected to (called a vulture because the company is dead or dying).
The vulture capitalists had been circling the company for some time, waiting for it to call in the administrators.
by cleverclog November 13, 2009
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vagultures

Vagultures is a word created from the fusion of vagina and vultures. Someone who is pecking around the party looking for scraps of vagina. Beware, this man is drunk and horny, and will usually take whoever doesn't run when he swoops in.
"Look at the nine guys who just walked into this party, those vagultures."
"The Vagulta meter just hit a 9."
by Nerl McFlannigan March 13, 2008
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Vauitis

A contagious obsessive compulsive disorder with 'the vau'. Highly contagious and cureless.
That person is suffering from Vauitis. You really love the vau, I think you have Vauitis.
by Vau October 23, 2011
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