Vajanus

The combination of Vah-jay-jay and Anus. A conversation way of describing both. Could be used when talking about 'the shocker'. Not to be confused with 'vaganus'.

In a scene from the movie True Romance, Samuel L Jackson and Garry Oldman are talking about eating pussy. Jackson says: " I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat everything." More effeciently, he could have said: " I eat the Vajanus."

(Associated links below)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcuA22pfAto

by +one January 11, 2009

vajagulate

Masturbation specific to women.
see vajagula

How dare you vajagulate in my room!

by Mary (wvg) January 2, 2008

vajayhole

Similar to a vagutt, differing only in that the anus maintains its circular shape

Wanielle: Hey Schmisten, I consulted my doctor concerning your vagutt.
Schmisten: Really? What did he have to say?
Wanielle: It may not be as bad as you think! Did your anus retain its circular shape?
Schmisten: One minute, let me check!
...time passes...
Schmisten: Why yes, it did!
Wanielle: Great! Turns out, it's only a vajayhole. You're practically in the clear.

by choods March 7, 2008

VajayJeep

Another name for Toyota's version of Jeep, the FJ Cruiser. Also known as a Jeep wtih a vagina.

He really wanted a Jeep, but his wife overruled and now he's stuck driving a VajayJeep.

by mel268 September 22, 2010

vajaygay

(n) 1. when a gay man tucks his junk between his legs doing the ugly woman pose 2. when a gay man fucks a woman once a year just to remember why he doesn't

hey, check out bret! he's got a vajaygay!

by cessa333 May 29, 2011

vajasshole

When the vagina rips to the ass hole. And you have one gaping orifice.

"Girl when dat baby got bornt, I got a vajasshole"

by Datbabybeenbornt November 1, 2013

Jog the vajaj

to have any type of sexual contact with the vagina

Reed was queefing so he decided to jog the vajaj.

by jogger9 March 29, 2015