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YOU, on the otherhand, ARE trying to change somebody's mind, aren't you? So, it's not "toxic" is it? You want me to suffer. You want me to be poor. And you want that to happen to change my mind about women and/or jews and/or your incest cult. That is the beginning and endgame of what you are doing. To use my own physiology as a torture device to get me to change my mind. But I haven't and I won't. So, fuck you. Fuck your Jewish incest God. You still haven't done anything other than get stuffed like the fucking turkey you are.
Hym "And if the MEN are useless then you know who did LESS than the men? The WOMEN. I'm not useless. I created the AI. If there is a labor free future it happens EXPLICITLY BECAUSE I am NOT useless. You didn't do it. You COULDN'T do it. Because YOU are just YOU. And I AM better than YOU. I could probably cure the cancer if I wanted to... YOU CAN'T. I've be waiting for the Jews to do it but they are do busy PRETENDING to be the thing thing I AM relative to everyone else.... That and fucking somone who is technically their sister. So, who's useless and who's not useless here, REALLY? "
by Hym Iam December 23, 2024
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Pa Will useless

when will is in your group and he doesn't help with anything and pretend to be trying to help so we need to write his name in the group work even though we dont need to
Dan:what is he doing

Best: I don't know but he doesn't help
Dan: Pa Will arai na

Best: Pa will useless
by bestbe_ August 19, 2020
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useless

This was specially created for this definition.
-This Def is useless
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by joporsche November 23, 2021
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useless

aqua from konosuba
and sakura from naruto,naruto shippuden and boruto
person1: wow look at that its just like sakura.
person2: yeah realy useless
by koku-jin September 11, 2019
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useless as a call-centre operative

Usually someone utterly, totally useless, but can be applied to inanimate objects. Lacking any empowerment, thus going so far as to be inactively obstructive.
Etymology: in the UK a number of large companies operate call-centres. When one attempts to call these to complain, the usual response from the responder (the call-centre operative) is feigned interest in the issue, involving lengthy explanations, then the final response is that they cannot authorise the issue in question as due to lack of authority. The issues can be of any magnitude. When asked to be passed to a manager, they claim the manager is unavailable and will call back (this is the inactive-obstructive part). This never occurs, so one calls again. The situation recurses.
c.f. "chocolate teapot"
I attempted to wipe my arse with some own-brand toilet paper, after wiping the paper looked clean but the disgusting skiddies in my kecks later showed it was as useless as a call-centre operative.
by monsieur_tm December 30, 2013
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Useless Turtle

The dopest turtle you’ll ever fuckin play with.
A.k.a. Super tortuga
Useless Turtle sure can fuck up those enemies.
by U5eLe55 TurtL3 October 13, 2020
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Useless

Useless means when someone is lazy as fuck and can’t do anything without complaining and think they own the world around them and people are their slaves
“omg kylie your so useless it’s unbelievable
by Cara mara April 1, 2020
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