Under-blunted

Whilst rolling a marijuana blunt, you, or a friend may realize something detrimental, you need one gram to roll a blunt, but OH NO! Your poor ass only has .6, so being the determined person you are, you continue on your quest for a blunted highness...

You roll the blunt, the end result (looking like a small pen, a tooth pick, a brown joint, etc..) is what is commonly known as "Under-Blunted".

I bought a dime sack and tried rolling a blunt, but i failed and under-blunted my way to sobriety.

by FEARTHEBRAVE April 18, 2010

under-beard

The ungroomed pubic hair of a man. See also "noseless under-beard."

Paul was swimming when his suit was pulled down, revealing to all of us his barbaric under-beard.

by DIRob August 14, 2010

under-ones

Underwear; undergarments. Typically used as a uni-sex term referring to panties, boxers, briefs, brassieres and similar. The hyphenated spelling is grammatically correct, however alternate spellings may include: underones, under ones.

Her pants were so sheer, you could tell what color her under-ones were.

by PYLB January 15, 2008

tuck under

The uncomfortable condition of having your balls and sometimes penis tucked under your inos. Often caused by poorly designed seats.

The seats at the MCC computer lab always give me a bad case of tuck under.

by Forrest Klump March 12, 2009

under minge

where the sweat from your asshole meets the sweat from your vag hole and fucken stinks

Rob: man i can smell her under minge from here
Sean, i had a taste of that under minge earlier, there was a sweetness to that warm smell, and a clotted cream sensation in my throat
jack: Do what a want yeah

by the vagicians May 18, 2015

Under the dumpster

To be dead, but believed to still be alive

"Hey, what happened to John's grandfather?"
"He passed away, but John still thinks he's under the dumpster."

by ScoobysBooty January 21, 2016

The under cuck

When a cuckold (male spouse) is laying flat underneath his wife or spouse (usually in a 69 position) while she is getting rammed by a bull (other male)

Me and the misses just tried the under cuck the other night and the view was fantastic!

by TheCuriousCaseOfAids March 3, 2016