under-ones

Underwear; undergarments. Typically used as a uni-sex term referring to panties, boxers, briefs, brassieres and similar. The hyphenated spelling is grammatically correct, however alternate spellings may include: underones, under ones.

Her pants were so sheer, you could tell what color her under-ones were.

by PYLB January 15, 2008

Under crackling

Hard length of faeces in underwear ( skidmark) considered a delicacy by homosexuals....

I was so full after eating out I didn't have room for any under crackling....

by TrousersPants September 15, 2018

Under The Jail

Life imprisonment without parole, especially when used with "up".

That man deserves to be up under the jail for stabbing that poor kid to death!

by That Autistic Beth Israel 64 October 15, 2023

Under the dumpster

To be dead, but believed to still be alive

"Hey, what happened to John's grandfather?"
"He passed away, but John still thinks he's under the dumpster."

by ScoobysBooty January 21, 2016

Under plugg

When a man's legs are crossed with a space between thighs with one foot resting on knee and some one puts there foot in the hole between the thighs. Underneath

You just got under plugged where yezz

by Josha101 August 26, 2022

Under the bottom

Phrase describing something particularly underwhelming; lackluster.

Antonym of "Over the top".
Has nothing to do with what's under your seat.

"His sales approach was so under the bottom that everyone in the room fell asleep."

by alternatevil March 25, 2012

under-beard

The ungroomed pubic hair of a man. See also "noseless under-beard."

Paul was swimming when his suit was pulled down, revealing to all of us his barbaric under-beard.

by DIRob August 14, 2010