do not remove under penalty of law

A common phrase that is written in those little labels/tags that you find in your mattress or pillows (mostly on matresses) that you have the urge to take it off but you may think you're going to pay a huge fee or, perhaps, going to jail. As if there was a hidden super-mega-ant-bacteria size of a camera inside that tag to watch it. Some say "except by consumer" others not. But you'll remove it anyway. Besides... what's the worst thing could happen, hm?

Person 1: I just took off this tag. It says: "do not remove under penalty of law". So cool huh?
Person 2: OMG! You're going to jail!
Person 1: Nah. I'll just put it on my mom's desk.

by DiogoAttitude January 21, 2016

keep it under your hat

Keep it a secret; don't tell anybody.

Keep it under your hat for now.

by Tony1024 September 15, 2016

I’ve got it under control 🍷🍺🥃🕺🏻

When someone most certainly does NOT have it under control....

Don’t worry Kellie, I’ve got it under control 🍷🍺🥃🕺🏻

by Tidal365 November 26, 2020

Sped kid under the sped class

An insult to use against someone who is more retarded an a special needs child.

Hey Wyatt! You smell like piss and shit! Ok Aiden, Shut the fuck up sped kid under the sped class

by Toystorykid2882 January 26, 2023

undead

The living dead.
Skeletons, zombies, liches, mohrgs, etcetera.
Very unholy and can be injured or even annihalated by holy spells.
Used in fantasy.

The grotesque undead hordes marched onward until the holy paladins drove them back.

by un-dead June 15, 2003

under age drinking

n. When minors engage in illegal but fun activities to make up for the fact that they're stuck in high school at the whim of the state government until they turn 18.

Often a symptom of senioritis, and usually accompanied by the fear that the kid who's parents are away will magically return to discover upwards of 20 shitfaced teens in varying states of undress in the living room.

newspaper reporter: "under age drinking is on the rise... beware"

kid #1: under age drinking is a joke, I don't even get hangovers anymore!
kid #2: you're so right, man. Look I stole my parents' vodka, let's party!

by partier January 30, 2008

under someone's wing

Taking someone under your care and protection.

Being under someone's wing means they want to look after you

by Bird66 July 6, 2014