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Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkey

n. 1) A gatekeeper who is driven by political agenda and a delusion of self-importance, rather than providing any useful function. 2) A gatekeeper who rather than being useful, attempts to prove their self-worth or reason for existence by not doing their job but rather obstruction the proper fulfillment of duties. 3) A bureaucrat who embodies the seven deadly sins of soft corruption: G-COPCAP. See: G-COPCAP.

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G-COPCAP

n. The seven deadly sins of soft corruption: Gamesmanship + Conflicts of interest + Obstructionism + Partiality to wealth and influence + Cronyism + Abuse of authority + fearfulness to prosecute politically-Powerful perpetrators
The man tried to get the word, "torina," added to the Urban Dictionary but the Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkeys simply ignored his entry, and did not deign to communicate any reasons for their decree.
by AWrinkleInTime April 14, 2016
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J-Tizzy

How u feel in between multiple orgasms...Jonesin for next one coming, while totally in shock from previous one... a J-Tizzy.
She was in such a J-Tizzy, she forgot her own name.
by OneSpecialK September 22, 2016
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twizzlers

I like twizzlers. :)
by Twizlover March 15, 2005
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Twizzler Stick

Another name for the human penis, usually refers to one that is small and long.
Did you see his twizzler stick?

Man I slammed twizzler stick in her ass so hard last night she came 2 times.
by zeldafan678 July 7, 2010
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Give that Shizzle McDizzle a little twizzle

Small tap or other manipulation, to get something to work; being careful not to risk a large manipulation which might break the whole thing.
Ian: Dude, I can't get my Heinekin open!?!?
Bill: Give that Shizzle McDizzle a little twizzle!
Ian: Oh, you mean, like tap the top on the counter, but lightly so I don't break the bottle.
Bill: Sweet. BTW: you still suck at Tennis.
Ian: Get ready for Paris Suburbs Redux, honky boy.
by blamkin July 24, 2008
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Mexican twizzler taco

when you put a twizzler in a females vagina then say viva la chango then eat the twizzler
dude what did you have for dinner. oh nothing just a mexican twizzler taco.no way man i at that the other night.
by creature feature February 18, 2011
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twizzat

im gettin sum twizzat tonight
by calvizzal September 16, 2006
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