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Twinkie Tunnel

A female who is not Caucasian, and strictly has sexual intercourse with white males. Furthermore a Twinkie tunnel can be mostly found paying their bills on time and abiding by all laws. Also know as a Cracker Smacker.

A Twinkie Tunnel Thrives on Finding as many Twinkies to put in their tunnels.
"Rhonda is such a Twinkie tunnel! She only dates White guys!"

"I wish Tamika and Darniesha would stop checking out my Boyfriend she is such a Twinkie tunnel!"

"Hey Alicia Gomez is dating another white guy! She is a total Cracker smacker!"
by QC72 December 2, 2010
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Twinkie Beefer

Ommpaville's editor Tara
She is just a big twinkie beefer.
by jaquavywavy May 20, 2022
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twinkie fuck

"Bro I just saw joey get twinkie fucked." "Man he's gonna deal with a lot of cream"
by sparkzuwu August 24, 2021
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Dirty Twinkie

During the course of anal sex a female or male begins to shit while a dick is still inside the ass. What makes it a dirty twinkie is when a bit of the shit goes inside the dick hole.
John: Wow, it's getting kind of hot in your ass.
Jane: That's because I'm giving you a dirty twinkie.
John: You nasty bitch! I'll get infected!
Jane: Don't worry I love the filling.
by Daizzle Baizzle July 20, 2009
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eat twinkies

eating a delicious yellow spongy treat

also a slang term for "smokeing weed" you can use in the house so your parents don't understand what your talking about
fat kid: i'm gonna go eat twinkies

stoner 1:yo u got five?
stoner 2: yeah
stoner 1: yo u wanna go eat twinkies?
stoner 2: HELL YEAH!!!
dumb parent: haha you crazy kids and your inside jokes
by Bobby Perz January 24, 2008
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Like a twinkie

At the end of a random sentence say: Like a twinkie! Thus making it funny/dirty.
Person 1: Ugh. That game was too easy!

You: Like a twinkie!
by Oompa Loompa Twins July 11, 2010
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Twinkie Smoker

Self Explanatory - Cock Sucker
This is a personal favorite when leaving feedback on eBay. Appropriate for uneducated buyers hence "Twinkie Smoker"
by GG and Mary AH November 5, 2009
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