Friggin’ the twig

To masturbate with a semi

I had to brutally wank that out by friggin’ the twig

by I Smeldit August 31, 2021

Honed twig

An insult used by 45 year old British men believed to mean as useless as sharpened twig.

I cant believe we teamed with you, you honed twig.

by Twig muncher August 27, 2025

Twig thicc

When one is skinny, yet has muscle and jiggle

Hey man you gain weight?
Yeah dude. I’m now twig thicc bro

by WhiteRabbit XOXO December 27, 2019

Twig

A term used in Manchester to describe a sound guy

"Aw that Liam Fray is a proper twig"

by Hjjv February 21, 2017

twig

someone that is very skinny. This is normally used as an insult.

"you look like a twig"

by unicorn play time with uno April 7, 2021

Twigged

Someone who is mentally I'll, odd, or otherwise got a few screws loose.

-"I get no bitches. Just freaks."

-"I think you just attract the Twigged ones."

by PurplePinkHorsieTime August 1, 2022

twig

daniel! can be very buff. :)

daniel is such a twig.

by Julieeeee December 24, 2007