by Bri-Bri the Bassoonist November 13, 2011
Get the Trumpet hickeymug. Bro 1: Dude, did you ever hook up with that fat chick last night?
Bro 2: Yeah dude, she blew my pork trumpet then i got the shit outta there.
Bro 2: Yeah dude, she blew my pork trumpet then i got the shit outta there.
by Porky McTrumpet August 7, 2007
Get the pork trumpetmug. When your trumpet grows a toupee and starts blasting out loud and obnoxious voices saying,"China,make America great again,I love the Mexicans!"
by I hate Donald trump December 16, 2015
Get the Donald Trumpetmug. by tony January 28, 2004
Get the cum trumpetmug. Oral sex performed on a man with his pants still on and buttoned with the penis pulled through the zippered opening.
by brokenresearch January 17, 2011
Get the Pocket Trumpetmug. A euphemism for the male sexual organ. Derived from the 1974 movie "2069: A Sex Odyssey", which is the first result on the internet movie database IMDB.com when a search is performed for "Gideon's Trumpet". As a euphemism, this phrase has no connection to the book of the same name by Anthony Lewis or the movie based on the book.
by JoJoeJoh March 5, 2011
Get the Gideon's Trumpetmug. The act of emitting intestinal methane gas, i.e., a fart, while underwater, especially in the bathtub, causing the gas to bubble up through the water only to emerge with increased sound and odor as it hits the air. Playing the water trumpet takes on added enjoyment when one positions one's anus so that the emitted gas tickles up one's backside as it rises up through the water.
Phil enjoys playing his water trumpet while taking a bath with his wife, Sheila, causing her to bolt up and out of the tub, screaming, "PHIL! Stop farting in the bathtub!! It stinks!"
by sorkab September 3, 2010
Get the water trumpetmug.