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blows like a tropical depression

Being so bad at sucking dick they dont even deserve a name.
Dude 1 "So howd it go with Brittany last night?"
Dude 2 "Who? Oh! Man she blows like a tropical depression."
Dude 1 "Damn, so shes just sexual conquest Number 34?"
Dude 2 "Yup."
by Merten December 6, 2010
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Tropical smoothie cafe

Solid group of mfs (except Mia), mfs that keep the store running and in good condition even tho they the worst store of all the tropical smoothies in illinois

First you have Aviana, she a literal goat, greatest gm of all time, keeps her crew behind her and runs the store no problem

Then there’s gloria, she talk a lot of shit but she cool, does a lot of prep work and makes the shift a better time
After her there is a beast named Robert, he cool to talk to, over all 99 when it comes to helping customers
There is another mf named devin that works there, he don’t really be doing shit, but he is definitely fun to be around, from what I’ve heard everybody loves working with him
Theres a girl named Sophia that works there, she cool, kinda gives off horrorscope vibes, she has some breakdowns while being there and will occasionally cry in the fridge that they have in the back but it’s okay because everybody does as well
Then there is the kids that work there, them mfs dumb as shit(except Ryan but especially Shawn)
Some of them are lazy and don’t do a single thing(especially Shawn) and others are actually valuable to the company(definitely not Shawn)
the higher ups take advantage of the employees but that’s every job I guess
But tbh the stores vibes are a 100 percent overall best time I’ve ever had in my life,

The boys be saying som gay things to eachother so it’s kinda weird sometimes but other than that I love being there whenever I walk through the doors
“Have you been to tropical smoothie cafe?”
“Nah man I heard they had a shit epidemic once when the sewage started coming up through the floor drains and they kept the store open anyways”
“Damn bro that’s kinda fucking nasty”
by Just another customer April 22, 2022
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tropical iceberg

Refer to the tropical icicle... That but with a pineapple
Guy #1: I finally scored with Tiffany last night!

Guy #2: Nice bro!
Guy #1: Yea, but I think she might just be really slutty, when I went down on her she was super wide...Tasted good though...
Guy #2: Dude, she must have tried the tropical iceberg man! Stay away from that shit, she's probably crazy.
by Mike Honcho 47 June 14, 2017
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Tropic Thunder

A "politicaly correct" way of saying retard.

1 Less advanced in mental, physical, or social development than is usual for one's age.

‘the child is totally Tropic Thunder’

1.1informal Very foolish or stupid.

Usage

In the sense ‘less mentally advanced in development than is usual for one's age’, retarded dates from the late 19th century. It has acquired offensive connotations in recent decades, and terms such as developmentally disabled or "being a full Tropic Thunder" are now preferred.
‘You never go full Tropic Thunder.’
by molochi May 2, 2019
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Tropical GoochBerry

A flavor of vape specific to the Cum variety
bro i got this new vape. Its Tropical GoochBerry
by LechugaEater69 June 11, 2021
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tropical dad

A dad who drinks beer and is lazy and who doesn't attend to their children while their doing stuff. You normally see them wearing hawiian shirts or anything with birds or flowers.
Wow Timmy that's a very tropical dad over there
by Sjkakakskabs s September 29, 2017
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tropical paper

paper that smells like paradise, mostly used for soap bars and bathroom stuff
Person: *sniffs soap bar that hasnt been opened*
Person: oh my god, its tropical paper
by I love roblox noobs September 10, 2021
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