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Toot machine

A terminal in many walls provided by banks where you may purchase toots for use with your favourite columbian delicacies
Before we go to the club, I need to get some fivers out of the toot machine!
by Bukake on the beach September 27, 2019
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toot shoot

The place from which a fart, or a toot in this case is shot out of aka the bum hole.
When I was younger my uncle touched my toot shoot
by DATEBOII4158 May 10, 2017
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mute toot

when a fart is silent but really stinky.

synonym:SBD, silent but deadly.
Bob: i didn't hear anything, but it smells.
Tim:I mute tooted. ahah.
by Eric F. Bruns October 12, 2009
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Nuke toot

The ultimate Fart, the most deadliest of all farts so deadly not only your neighbor smell it but the whole country is in shock, it is so intense you are left standing without any pants of any kind.
person 1: omg bro you ate Chiptole, taco bell, and mc donalds fish fillet? dude you're about to have a nuke toot!
person 2: where did my pants go?
person 1:
person 2: yo? you good?
by Metro Glizzy man May 2, 2023
mugGet the Nuke tootmug.

Boob Toot

exhaling into a single female breast causing a soft flatulent sound
by ChillywillyN May 21, 2015
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Big Toot

A big toot is a large lad that farts a lot. Big toots also clog toilets effortlessly and wear brown underwear to cover up the questionable ones.
Gary is a big toot. He farts so much and clogs all the toilets.
by Elastic cock January 1, 2020
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Danger Toot

When you have had recent diarrhea and later risk farting away from a toilet, knowing that there is a chance more than gas will come out.
Yesterday's curry gave me the runs, but I still risked a danger toot and ended up sharting myself.
by Stygian Soul March 2, 2023
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