Nuke toot

The ultimate Fart, the most deadliest of all farts so deadly not only your neighbor smell it but the whole country is in shock, it is so intense you are left standing without any pants of any kind.

person 1: omg bro you ate Chiptole, taco bell, and mc donalds fish fillet? dude you're about to have a nuke toot!
person 2: where did my pants go?
person 1:
person 2: yo? you good?

by Metro Glizzy man May 2, 2023

Toot machine

A terminal in many walls provided by banks where you may purchase toots for use with your favourite columbian delicacies

Before we go to the club, I need to get some fivers out of the toot machine!

by Bukake on the beach September 27, 2019

Danger Toot

When you have had recent diarrhea and later risk farting away from a toilet, knowing that there is a chance more than gas will come out.

Yesterday's curry gave me the runs, but I still risked a danger toot and ended up sharting myself.

by Stygian Soul March 2, 2023

Monkey Toots

When a hot girl has an audible fart.

I just heard a Monkey Toots

by Rogerstown September 10, 2014

Withay Toot

Withay toot means to put a rastafarian into a tight constricting headlock for 33 seconds.

I performed a very erotic withay toot on my friend cameron yesterday

by Spencer Ripplebottom July 2, 2022

Prosta-Toot

It's when you're having sex with a hooker, and in the middle of making love, either you or her let out a clearly audibly fart, a good way to kill the mood right then and there (unless that's your thing)

Hooker: Sir, come back! I didn't mean to prosta-toot on purpose!

by Metallicajunkie October 20, 2018

muddy toot

a muddy toot is essentially a shart

If you push hard enough, sometimes a normal fart can become a muddy toot.

by crabbiie February 2, 2020