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Shrek's Toenail

a long toenail that belongs to Shrek it is green and yellow and red
Oh wow I found Shrek's toenail in my among us treasure chest fortnite battle pass!!!
by fortniteboi56 March 15, 2022
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The Romanian Toenail

When you ran out of toilet paper and all you can do is break off your toe nails and scoop the shit out of your asshole.
Ben: Yo henry there is no more toilet paper
Henry: Just use the Romanian toenail technique dude.
Ben: alright thanks man!
by GOliath69 October 10, 2022
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token helper

A person who pretends to help, but actually doesn't. Token helpers frequently get recognition for 'helping' and this can be irritating to the person needing the help. Token helpers may be sent by a boss or manager to appear to help and the boss or manager gets the credit for 'helping.'
My friend offered to help. But she just stood there and watched while I did all the work. She's a token helper.
by pobox867 February 10, 2014
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Tyceno

Tyceno is part of the MOWER GANG and TYC community, known for his shot-creating ability and loud partner-in-crime Zirinic.
Tyceno is the leader of the TYC community.
by Anonymous416482 September 29, 2019
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Dan Torens

A Moofy. Cow pup. Pay pig. A big loser. A pervert. A Sissysquirt. A chastity wearing cock lover.
Dan Torens is weak for big jugs. He’s such a “Dan Torens”. Moofy exposed.
by Bobbyboobear January 4, 2020
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tossing the toenails

(v. gerund) A euphemism for really puking one's guts out to the max... major vomiting action.

See also: blowing lunch and barf meat.
Betty: Did you enjoy the party last night, Rob?

Rob: Yes, but I drank too much and I upchucked all night long.

Betty: So did I!!! I was blowing lunch until two o'clock this morning.

Rob: I'm sure I swallowed some barf meat.

Betty: Did it taste good?

Rob: Hell NO, bitch! What kind of pervert do you think I am?

Betty: Oh, I don't think you're a pervert, dude. I only asked because the baloney sandwich I had for lunch yesterday tasted better when I was tossing the toenails earlier this morning.
by Rick Roberson January 26, 2010
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token christian

a token christian is one of those people that just hang around christian schools. they dont have jobs and live of the government. they get there free food of the church and live in there old bangers of cars and park up nxt to the beach. when they are hanging about the schools they like to preach about jesus and doing well in school when they are homeless and live off the government. all of the minger bitches always talk to them because they run the youth group at the local church. and think they are pretty cool. they love volleyball and are closesly related with the token volleyballer.

there general appearance is like a surfer but a bit more scruffier. they wear secound hand surfing brand colthes and flip-flops. one of them even came in once wearing a FAKE burberry polo top. alternitively they were old t-shirts promoting various christian festivals such as SYG08.
"who is that surfer guy hanging around the sports office?"

"i dunno, he's there like every day..'

"does he do anything all day"

"no just surf and talk about jesus..... yes hes a real token christian
by tokensurfer April 2, 2009
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