Diskey Whiskey

The opposite of Whiskey dick. When you drink alcohol you get an incredible hard on.

Adam: Dude don't you think you should slow down on the drinks if you're going to go home with that girl tonight?

Sam: Na man. I've been blessed with Diskey whiskey so my erection is going to be better than ever.

by Gamer Assistants August 27, 2016

Whiskey Mom

The more extreme version of a wine mom. Instead of sipping wine through your child naps or at the dinner table or at every bath, you just throw some whiskey in a cup with whatever you can find and drink that shit like the hardcore mom you are. No shame in easing a little anxiety. Being a mother is the hardest job out there. Definitely all of her nieces and nephews vodka aunt at times. May also be referred to as a vodka mom or maybe even beer mom.

Trace: Mom are...are you drinking..?
Trish: Yeah
Trace: But Miley's asleep in the other room. It's not even the weekend. What are you a wine mom?
Trish: I'm a whiskey mom. This is Canada House fam

by Shirleythememefactory October 19, 2016

Whiskey Bareback

When a man dips his penis in whiskey and has vaginal, anal, or oral intercourse without the use of a condom.

Frank whiskey barebacked John last night and he got fucked up.

by Thatgaydouche July 30, 2019

Whiskey Diskey

A new level of drunk in your absolute element dancing everywhere and rhyming every word.

“Guys I’m whiskey diskey! Fuuuuck”

by InMyDNA March 27, 2020

Pull a Whiskey

Idle in a Karaoke channel in the hopes someone comes in to sing with you.

Meggymo: I'll pull a Whiskey and just hang there.

by PieceofWhiskey June 14, 2017

whiskey christmas

When a large number of packages arrive at your door that you don't remember ordering because you were drunk as hell, and your broke ass can't afford any of it.

You, still hung over: Damn, what are all these boxes from Amazon and Alibaba???
P-nut: Must be whiskey christmas!

by toadpalmer January 27, 2018

Whiskey pork

When you get really drunk on irish whiskey and pork your friends mom.

Brian: i had nothing to do last night so i called up malaki's mom for some whiskey pork.

by Lucidbuffalo January 6, 2017