scrolling left handed

To scroll through photos, mostly Instagram photos, or stalk the person's account with your left hand, and using your right hand to beat your meat.

damn, some hot chick started following me on Instagram. I'm scrolling left handed.

by Jaidkdjhshf April 21, 2016

Scroll

The act of wiping your PP or Va-J-J after urinating.

Comes from Italian scrollare, meaning to shake, to wag - originally referencing the PP.

Hey, do you scroll yours after taking a leak? No? Man, you're disgusting!

by Lendav November 20, 2020

Vibe Scroll

A joint.

"Please pass the Vibe Scroll."

by Definer Andy January 21, 2021

Scroll Pirate

When a friend or loved one unabashedly looks over your shoulder while you are scrolling through your social media feed and reads and comments on what they are seeing. If they reach over your shoulder to scroll back or see a post, this is considered an escalation to a full on feedjacking.

Go back so I can read what she posted
Quit being such a scroll pirate and look at your own feed

by alpha india golf February 23, 2021

Scroll

Scroll
-Scrolling

What people do with their mouse pad to go down or up the Urban dictionary page.

"The young girl was scrolling down the page of the Urban Dictinary only to find the definition of word and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and another and they DO NOT STOP COMING PLEASE END THE YOUNG GIRL'S MISSERY-PLEASE.... THere .. there are to many. Oh No...I have added to the mess."

by pseudonym#1000 April 12, 2021

speed scrolling

When you find yourself looking for an email sent weeks ago and have to to gather momentum by scrolling down really fast on the keyboard.

I was looking for that email from Kyle from 2 months ago it took ages.

You should try speed scrolling, I can get to the bottom of my email in 10secondst

by Laranna:) September 12, 2013

got scrolled

being ignored in a group setting, specifically after you've made a suggestion, and the group simply makes no comment nor acknowledges your contribution; as if the person was simply "scrolling past" your suggestion

I got scrolled in our meeting when I suggested a change to the paragraph on the screen, even though I thought it was a valuable contribution.

by Facility Engineer May 25, 2012