Bull Hoof

The male version of a cameltoe. When your balls are so tight in your jeans that it has the appearance of a bull hoof.

“Fuck man, my jeans are really crampin’ my balls right now”
“Dude, you’re totally bull hoofin’ it!”

by Bullhoofer October 11, 2022

Hoofed

To have enthusiastically snorted a drug in powder form.

Crispin's just hoofed a big line of charlie, I'd avoid him until he's come down a bit, and stopped acting like such a prick.

by irate of islingworth November 27, 2023

Rhino hoof

A camel toe but on your ass

You see that bitches ass she got a rhino hoof

by Dickemdown April 9, 2015

hoofed

When a joint gets side burnt.

“Did you only light one side???”
“Yeah man, I accidentally hoofed it.”

by RodrickHeffley420 December 3, 2021

Mitchell van Hoof

Mitchell loves clash royale, he likes to fuck all of the different cards and gets gang banged multiple times a day by hog riders. some may call him a cock rider. He also looks like a goblin giant.

" Omg look at mitchell Van Hoof, he has cum all over his face from the hog riders. He is such a cock rider."

by footballnerd69 May 16, 2022

to hoof it

To walk for an extended period of time. Synonym to "trek".

If you want to come over, you're going to have to hoof it. I can't give you a ride.

by Peter Crawford February 23, 2014

Dirty Hoof

When a girl puts her Walmart feet so far up your butthole it makes you cum

Im going to dirty hoof you till you scream

by Bebebopbop September 14, 2021