thundercock

a large, rock hard penis

girl 1 - "what do think about Andy?"
girl 2 - "I hear he has a real thundercock!"

by justcynagain August 6, 2017

Thunderbolt

As lightning comes down and meets thunder, thunderbolt is created. It is, in essence, the love child of lightning and thunder.

I can tell the storm is right above my head because there's a giant thunderbolt emerging.

by Love doctoress December 15, 2017

thunderdolt

moron cretin obnoxious

That moron at the party was so obnoxious, he was a thunderdolt.

by graypict August 12, 2018

Thunderbolt

To be victimized by the most unlikely and most unfortunate outcome possible.

I went to light my last cigarette and wasn't paying attention. I accidentally lit the wrong end. I just thunderbolted myself and now I have no cigs.

I get thuderbolted every year on my birthday because it's the day after Christmas and the birthday gifts are also my Christmas presents.

I was having an affair and I finally told my husband I wanted a divorce. That same day, my lover told me he wanted to end it. I was thunderbolted by both men in my lives.

by adrienneorion September 27, 2018

thunderbombs

the most amazing queen ever!!!! if you know someone named thunderbombs, they're a keeper ;)

thunderbombs is F I R E

by thunder_bombs November 4, 2020

Thunderbolt

When both are nearing climax you yell "Pikachu use Thunderbolt!" and then proceed to taser the female and the clenching that ensues is the result.

Guy1: I gave the ol Thunderbolt then stupid bitch broke.
Guy2: Fuck man I hope mine doesn't break that easily when I do it.

by Amar L November 28, 2020

thundercold

This is a cold you catch at Camp Thunderbird. Symptoms are hacking cough, deep voice, clogged ears, runny nose, and foaming at the mouth .

Garrett, this thundercold is kicking my butt, this morning when I was eating chicken nuggets I sneezed and lost my nugget under the big juice.

by Thundercold July 31, 2021