EBSCO Thumper

Someone who goes around beating people over the head with bad science they heard on a Youtube video without any idea what science actually is or how it works. It's often used to make a prejudice claim against Christians.

"Um, like, did you know that ants have been proven to make a call similar to a whales sneeze, like I have proof. D-news did a study or something."

"Praise be to D-news, EBSCO thumper."

by heyshimshambopbop June 21, 2014

Thumper

That side nigga that fucked your bitch

That nigga thumper fucked your your bitch

by Dragon0fiya April 27, 2020

Thumper

Thumper meaning is word for constantly rapping someone non stop.

That person is a thumper

by xxXCarlebBigWilly999Xxx December 21, 2019

tundra thumper

Tundra Thumper; one who dwells within the open plains of a frozen waste land. Most often a term to describe people from a village or small town. Usually a derogative term for a native of said place.

"Couple of Tundra Thumpers came into town last night."

by Indrid Tautry October 9, 2016

Thumper

Masturbating and shitting simultaneously.

Dave: I’ve just had the best thumper in Wetherspoons toilet!
Alan: What’s a thunper?
Dave: A wank and a shit at the same time!
Alan: I’ll be right back, I’m going to Wetherspoons toilet!

by B. Kizzle September 24, 2022

Tub Thumper

Someone who's just wild about Harry and Harry's wild about her.

I'm suing my boyfriend for marriage under the Americans with Disabilities Act on the grounds were trying to mutually sabotage our Pursuit of Happiness as incarcerated individuals. We and are friends are tub thumpers in this cause.

by Poquets January 13, 2023

Thumper

N.) A Sassy Fat person. Usually very large and eats out a lot. They have a hardass energy and think they’re perfectly fine the way they are. Most likely found in Chinese buffets.

Nowie: oh my god, look at that fucking whale..
Lxcid: nah, bro that’s a damn thumper, fam.
Nowie: mofos smell.

by Qweeqweg February 10, 2020