No U

The only perfect comeback that is uncommonly used against the devastating phenomenon called Ur Mom Gay. Can only be used for 2 times in a row or else it will no longer make sense and make you look like fucking retard.

One: Ur Mom Gay.

Two: No U

One: *Breaks all of his fuckin' bones and disintegrated away like Spiderman*

by Maestrong Betlog June 4, 2018

No U

Typically used by 13 year olds as a shitty comeback. Almost never works. Also used alongside the uno reverse card meme

Kid 1: yo mama so fat I'm standing on her right now
Kid 2: no u
Kid 1: oh shit he just pulled a pro gamer move

by Cravin Moorhead-Nick Gerr January 14, 2020

No u

Jim: hey go fuck ur self
Jimmy: No U
“Jim abruptly kills him self coz of da burn”

Hi
Hi
No u
“Dies”
The end

by XD 6968 May 21, 2018

u

big dick, complete dumbass. big af, and likes to shit on jews.

Some U hit my car.

by Henry Alverez August 17, 2020

No u²

The only combination of letters and numbers known to man that can beat "no u". Absolutely unexpected and so much more deadly than "no u".

Person 1: Ur mom gay lol
Person 2: No u
Person 1: No u²
Person 2: Dies in severe agony*

by Special EliteYT February 12, 2021

no u

A way of some lazy person throwing back an insult, however weird it may be.

Person 1: ur mum gay
Person 2: no u

by doodlethebug December 16, 2018

No u

"When you need a comeback from 2003."
No u is basically the Uno Reverse card of a convo.
When this is said whatever the person did and/or said to you is instantly on them instead.
Use this wisely, or the sake of humanity is at stake.

Guy 1: Hey, Guy 2, you suck!
Guy 2: No u
Guy 1: Now I suck

by KatwiZARD12 May 5, 2020