target bathroom

A target bathroom is where you took the biggest fucking shat all over the sink where after you left you had to come back to the bathroom to wipe your ass more

Is that the target bathroom better go back to wipe your ass

by Ur mom is Candice December 9, 2019

Target bagger

When a dirty diaper is so awful you have dispose of it in a high quality Target bag rather than a low quality grocery bag.

Per-ew! Jason’s diaper was definitely a Target bagger.

by River Mile December 20, 2020

Target mom

Basic white moms that do mommy blogs on Instagram. They live and breathe in that store while they sip on their Starbucks and check their Insta.

Kelsey: Time for another blog! Lets take our baby to Target and get Starbucks!

Kenny: Wow, you're such a Target Mom

by A person living on this earth June 11, 2018

Target Twister

A game played at Target or other retailers who have colorful floor placemarkers indicating where people should stand to maintain social distancing.

Sir, you're standing too close. Play by the Target Twister rules like everyone else and please move two steps over to that dot. Those who are caught off of a dot might lose their place in line.

by Rotten Bob April 8, 2020

Target Shooting

The best form of stress relief there is! I mean what better way is there for someone to release all their anger than to pump giant amounts of lead into a great mutitude of targets!!!

Kid 1: Dude I'm just under so much stress, I don't know what to do.

Kid 2: Have you tried target shooting?

by ~Acorn~ January 29, 2009

Pooping at Target

The one place with strong toilets enough to hold your after buffet/chipotle experience.

Guy: "I was shopping at Target then all the sudden I had a turtle head poking out from my butt since I was at Chipotle earlier. I ran to the bathroom to Bomb The Bowl, and do I feel bad for the next person that walks in there. I am thankful that i was pooping at Target because they have toilets that could flush down a hurricane!"

by MuffinStuffers November 17, 2014

Phil Target

W. Philip Target II is the CEO and founder of Target Corp.

You have heard of Charles R. Walgreen, Sr. of Walgreens, Fred Meijer of Meijers, Sam Walton of Wal-Mart. No one gives any credit to the man who thinks you should "Expect More and Pay less". This man is a retail genius, his name is Phil Target. People everywhere are butchering his family name and pronouncing it like it is French. It's time to give this man credit. . .I present to you W. Philip Target II.

by the wolf-man February 12, 2008