Twathole Surfer

One who rides the waves of an females orgasmic release. When the twat secretes massive amounts of female jazm, the male sometimes feels the need to grab a board and yell cowabunga...surf the vagina
Man those were some gnarly waves! Cowabunga! I love being a tawthole surfer and sailing across the secretions of a hot vagina.
by pepe March 24, 2005
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butthole surfer

One who practices butthole surfing - the act of intravenously injecting an aqueous solution of both LSD and heroin (or another interchangably potent opioid analgesic). The author strongly discourages this kind of behavior, being considerably more risky than IV self-administration of either compound independently, which is saying alot.

The name was of course also adopted by the well known Texan acid-punk band the Butthole Surfers.
An example of this kind of a butthole surfer is totally superfluous by virtue of the self-explanatory nature of the above definition
by Michael Cribabel January 26, 2007
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rim surfer

rim surfer is a person that is gay, and fingered and licks mens arse holes
"dude, ur a rim surfer"
"Jack rim surfered Brian last night"
by twen July 04, 2006
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Scrotum Surfer

When a Guy busts a load and the Chick Procedes to lick it all from his anus to the top of this dick
I was so glad this Scrotum Surfer was there to clean up after wards
by Harpuia667 January 06, 2011
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backseat surfer

Someone who leans over your shoulder with his dick up your anal passage, dictating which porn picture on the gay website you should click next
Oh yeah oooooh click on Gary, click Gary you biatch I am about to shoot hot yoghurt up your ass
CLICK GARY or I will spank your ass with this rubber cock
ok ok keep it there a picture of Gary oh yeah look at his big hard nob of rock, Oh I want to suck that lump of beef. Am I a real a real backseat surfer OR WHAT ?
by dick the perv February 01, 2008
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butthole surfer

A surfer who always crashes in on another persons wave. (Especially in Cruz!)
"I waited an hour for that wave but that butthole surfer crashed in on whats mine"
by Josh January 18, 2005
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