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Squidward Goggles

When you put you balls and dick over your girlfriend/boyfriends eyes and nose
Hey baby, I'm going to rock your world tonight and give you a pair of Squidward goggles.
by anonymous June 5, 2024
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Squidward

Squidward
by XQB January 8, 2022
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squidward nose

Her: Look at him, he got a squidward nose.
Another girl: Yeah, he probably don't get no girls lol/
by anonymous June 13, 2022
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Squidward Chin

Where a old man shits on your chin and you lick while rubbing it to Squidward from the hit series Spongebob Squarepants
by BIG O SIGMA September 2, 2025
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Squidward

Someone who doesn't take their job seriously and has a consistently negative attitude. A Squidward just wants to go home and is contemptuous of anything that may delay that for even a second, or force him to do any work beyond the barest of bare minimums.
The assistant manager at Domino's was kind of a Squidward, but at least he let us take plenty of smoke breaks.
by Sadie Enward August 8, 2025
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