by Libertine October 03, 2005
the ancient drink of the gods. you can only consume this substance if you have a higher understanding than the average mortal. it also grants you shield along with health if times are tough.
Jesus Christ: Aye nigga you got a slurp juice? this fag keeps tagging me.
God: yea bruh just take my minis instead though.
God: yea bruh just take my minis instead though.
by Jdjzodndodnj November 01, 2018
An intense sexcapade of legendary proportions. During a "Sewage Slurp" the woman spreads her butt, revealing her butthole, allowing for the male to approach and apply his tongue to her anus. This move is similar to its cousin the Rim Job yet differs in that while the male is massaging the womans butthole with his tongue the woman procedes to defecate on the mans face. The "Sewage Slurp" allows for custimization according to the preferences of the participants: the man can be masturbating during the sewage slurp, getting beaten off, or beating off another man.
Tommy is tired of the rimjob so he and Sally move on to a Sewage Slurp.
Bob takes Diane to mexican restuarants before he attempts a sewage slurp.
PAST TENSE- I sewage slurped your mom.
Bob takes Diane to mexican restuarants before he attempts a sewage slurp.
PAST TENSE- I sewage slurped your mom.
by Yeti420 February 09, 2007
A drink that only takes a minute to make. All you have to do is add water and pop it into the microwave for three minutes. It tastes like a drop of heaven with every mouthful, far superior to cup noodles.
by Funkenation July 09, 2011
When you stick a straw in a random horny homeless persons ass and you suck right on there ass hole with shit flying up the straw
by Dis sack 203 April 03, 2019
by Jim Albatross November 05, 2006
If you gurgle slurp, I'll support.
by smallfry123334 June 05, 2011