1. New Jersey kisses the asses of New York and Long Island.
2. Wow! I just realized how boring New Jersey is!
2. Wow! I just realized how boring New Jersey is!
by NJ=gay May 3, 2004

Hot chicks (like Tara Reid) dudes in camaros and fast talkin hard core mofos cus they got stuck inbetween Philly and NYc. JErsey What
by Anonymous August 24, 2003

new yorker- Hey I sure do have a lot of trash I've got to get rid of
pennsylvanian-Me too, lets dump it on new jersey
pennsylvanian-Me too, lets dump it on new jersey
by 116605 December 28, 2005

"I just love swimming at the Jersey shore...ouch...fuck! I think i just stepped on another AIDs infected hypodermic needle."
by Anonymous September 5, 2003

by Shasta McNasta October 28, 2003

America's armpit.
Due to the horrible smells everywhere throughout the state, especially near the highways, New Jersey named itself the Garden State to feel better about itself. Its the home of toxic waste, factories, overflowing sewage, swamp marshlands and anything mixed together to create a giant stink bomb.
Due to the horrible smells everywhere throughout the state, especially near the highways, New Jersey named itself the Garden State to feel better about itself. Its the home of toxic waste, factories, overflowing sewage, swamp marshlands and anything mixed together to create a giant stink bomb.
by tatomuck1 October 31, 2009

by nicole May 13, 2005
