Person 1: "I met a girl last night and when I was licking the mantlepiece she started to pee and I drank it."
Person 2: "You're such a Fanny Guzzler!"
Person 2: "You're such a Fanny Guzzler!"
by Dizzydan1980 August 1, 2022

by SlimJim94 May 30, 2015

by Tryxn August 29, 2023

One who still does not know the difference between right and wrong and they are entering in their 60s.
This total cum guzzler decided it was a great idea to pull out a weapon these days in broad daylight at a bank and not realize that they don’t have any money in that bank account unfortunately nor even have an account in that other person’s name.
by DaveShaw June 7, 2018

Someone who just sucks some much ass that they have the fuel economy of a hummer h2, usually reserved for shitty drivers
by PChiddie December 20, 2017

by Isuckedadick May 2, 2021

by bloglog September 12, 2022
