garden gorilla

a word defining a completely fat douchebag mammal named derek.
also tries to be with people older when really they all wanna kick his ass.
has the gayest laugh ever.
also has a fattyass mangina.

also known as : yardape, porchmonkey, patiochimp, stoopbaboon, rooforangatan

Ryan: Man that faggot Derek is such a garden gorilla.

Rico: That garden gorilla Derek has a peewee shooter.

Stephan: Word.

by NMHBI October 20, 2008

Garden-Vore

When you shit out humans in your back yard

damn dude ive been feeling gross because of my garden-vore fetish

by ItsNilin March 7, 2018

Watering the Garden

When you cum in someone's pubes after sex

"Yeah I was watering the garden with your mom last night"

by Ben Dover Your Mother February 4, 2020

Lady Garden

A polite way of referring to a woman's sexual area...in particular the pubic hair.

I think I need to give my Lady Garden a small trim before my date!

by Liquid_Laugh July 9, 2010

garden state

An absolutely amazing film that was written, directed, and starred in by Zach Braff. Natalie Portman, Ian Holm, and Peter Saarsgard also starred. The movie is beautiful in every meaning of the word, and is extremely real and intimate. It is also funny and is shot perfectly.

The soundtrack also contains WONDERFUL music by The Shins, Frou Frou, Remy Zero, Zero 7, Iron and Wine, and Coldplay, among others. Perfect.

Zach Braff is a genius.

"Good luck exploring the infinite abyss!"
"Hey, you too!"

by Chelsea January 26, 2005

Vegetable garden

A place where comatose patients are kept.

He was lucky to come out of the Vegetable garden alive.

by The Return of Light Joker April 25, 2010

guerrilla gardening

If you understand graffiti as a "'guerrilla art' attempting to reclaim public space through clandestine and spontenous intervnetions of areseol on walls," then you can easily make the jump to "guerrilla gardening" as a parallel idea - replacing the 'areseol on walls' with 'seeds in soil.'

Concered Citizen: GMO crops are overtaking our eco-system, we need to act in the name of the enviroment and human dignity!
Citizen Anarchist: Let's do some guerrilla gardening!?
Concered Citizen: Hi-oh!< high fives ensue >

by Mark Fox March 15, 2005