White Flu

When it's snows a ton and you call in sick from work to ski the powder snow. i.e. powder day!

I have white flu and will not be at work today.

by Camdad June 7, 2021

Harlem Flu

n. Any of a series of correlative symptoms common to the morning after a superlative cocaine binge

Bill Wallace: Did Maurizio make it in today?
Dean Amsterdam: Nah... he shit the bed. Apparently a case of the 'Harlem Flu' winking if ya know what I mean....

by James Hoffa Lincoln May 11, 2012

Gay Flu

AIDS.

He totes gave me the gay flu, what a bitch.

Did you hear Mike gave the gay flu to Ernie & Dan while Moe watched. What a mess!

by MarcusCarcass June 18, 2012

Swine Flu

A virus causing much less ownage than the vaccine manufacturers want you to know about.

Businessman: ZOMG, it's Autumn when everybody gets sick; let's give the flu a name like "Swine Flu" to boost our vaccine sales!

by anarkizm October 29, 2009

butt flu

Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome-{AIDS}.

"United Nations Peace Keeping Troops have spread the butt flu all over Croatia."

by J.E. Walker April 27, 2003

Swag Flu

A pandemic that recently morphed from the H1N1 virus. Symptoms of swag flu include:

Spending copious amounts of money on jewelry.

Ordering expensive drinks consisting of Hennessy and other cognacs.

Driving cars that you cannot afford.

Disrespecting women.

There is no cure for swag flu.

I can't come into work today because I've got the swag flu. Also, I just leased a new E-Class that I have no way of paying off.

by Dr. David Hutchinson September 25, 2009

Swine Flu

Just another one of those things the media makes more big of a deal out of than it really is.

Buddy:*coughs*

Guy: DEAR GOD YOU'VE GOT THE SWINE FLU!!

by Giovanni Mann May 2, 2009