Jimmy Danger is not just a pretty ballet dancer, but a pro at construction too. Jimmy Danger brings all the kitties to the yard with his gorgeous smile and celestial eyes. Jimmy Danger can do anything.
by KalindaKitty November 24, 2019
Get the Jimmy Dangermug. by turbo1125 December 18, 2022
Get the danger spoonmug. The act of riskily running naked from the bathroom to the bedroom after realising you should've probably bothered to check if there were any towels on the rail before you took a shower.
Guy1: "I think I'm scarred for life, man. Caught a dude doing the danger dance across the hall at my buddy's place last night."
Guy2: "Hahaha fail."
Guy2: "Hahaha fail."
by Cillit-Bang September 8, 2011
Get the Danger Dancemug. A play on words to the old adage "stranger danger" (an expression meant for children, beware of strangers who may do you harm) except this being as an expression used in sarcasm, as a mocking cry for Christians’ who are paranoid that Christmas is under attack in different directions, from the storefronts' secular seasons greetings to the underwhelming populated radical atheists trying to enforce the rule of law, Church versus State, in regards to government property. This term originated on the Daily Show.
Shopper to Clerk: “Don’t tell me ’Happy holidays!’ It’s 'Merry Christmas!' thank you very much!’"
Clerk to his Jewish Co-worker: “Oh dear, manger danger!"
Clerk to his Jewish Co-worker: “Oh dear, manger danger!"
by YumiSpewns December 3, 2014
Get the manger dangermug. The act of sending ones housemate out to Tesco's to buy chocolate, muffins and wine in order to masturbate, naked in the middle of the living room, hoping that you can finish and redress yourself before they return home.
Margaret: What did you get up to last night?
Glynis: I had a dangerous wank whilst Brian popped to the shop for a pint of milk and some fishermans friends.
Margaret: Ooh, that sounds like fun.
Glynis: Yes, it was delightful.
Glynis: I had a dangerous wank whilst Brian popped to the shop for a pint of milk and some fishermans friends.
Margaret: Ooh, that sounds like fun.
Glynis: Yes, it was delightful.
by slapyourstick October 14, 2011
Get the Dangerous wankmug. When, whilst in a completely inappropriate public place (funerals, dancefloors and busy paths) you simultaneously masterbate and excrete. At the same time trying to fight off anyone who attempts to stop you (Mourners, bouncers and vigilantes).
by Sidekicks of Lousy Shit April 16, 2009
Get the Danger-swankmug. "What the hell is he doing, he's going to run off the road!!"
"He's being a dick."
"A dangerous dick!!!"
"He's being a dick."
"A dangerous dick!!!"
by a halfling December 26, 2011
Get the Dangerous dickmug.